81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

01:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Maria Menounos

So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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Maria Menounos' Cleavage is a Diamond's Best Friend

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They say "diamonds are a girl's best friend," but I never really understood women's obsession with jewelry until now. After seeing Maria Menounos' cleavage adorned with those shining diamonds, I can see what the big deal is. Though, I must say, the cleavage makes the diamonds look a lot better than the other way around. At least now you don't have to make up an excuse for stearing at Maria's boobs. Just tell her that her "diamonds" are beautiful.

Photo credit: Getty Images

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Blake Lively Bikini Pictures with Maria Menounos Are Also Super Hot

11:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Maria Menounos

Okay, so, I'm officially in love with Blake Lively. Actually, I'm in love with Blake Lively bikini pictures, since her acting does kind of annoy me. But I'd gladly sit through all her mopey scenes (which I already do anyway) if it means getting to see more of her in a bikini. And add to that the fact that we also get some hot Maria Menounos bikini action here, and what more could you ask for? Well, you could ask to Maria Menounos or Blake Livley naked, but then you'd just be greedy.

In case you're wondering, these hot pictures were taken back in October, at the opening of the Mediterranean Village at Sandals Grande Antigua Resort. Better late than never, right?

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Maria Menounos Makes Jogging Sexy

10:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Maria Menounos

It's been a while since we've seen Maria Menounos, but here she is running back into our lives. In a sports bra, no less. It's times like these I wish we had video. Slow motion video. With the theme from Chariots of Fire playing...

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59th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

12:21 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Maria Menounos

Another year, another Emmy Awards ceremony, and another boring night spent in front of the TV. I really wish they'd outlaw award shows, instead of using the annual circle-jerk as a pathetic excuse to promote the new shows of the fall season.

At least there is the benefit of seeing all the most beautiful actresses getting dolled up for the night, even if they're mostly nipped, tucked, botoxed and fried to within an inch of actually being considered human.

Not too many standouts this year, aside from maybe the girls from Heroes. Ali Larter and Kristen Bell were stunning as always, but what the hell Hayden Panettiere thought she was doing in that taupe tent of a dress she was wearing is beyond me. On the flip side, Eva Longoria's ass was looking particularly booty-licious.

Anyways, you can check out all of the nearly 200 pictures after the jump.

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Maria Menounos Gives Us a Peek

03:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Maria Menounos

So, I'm not going to go into some big long schpiel about some irrellevent diatribe on how pretty Maria Menounos is, or pretend to care about some lame gossip story about her (when there clearly isn't one), or even waste your time by writing anything else that would keep me from getting to the point.

That point being: You can totally see down Maria Menounos' shirt. And that's sexy.

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Maria Menounos is Ridiculously Hot

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So, first of all, let me apologize for today's previous posts which feature Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts, and Britney Spears' saggy breasts going in all kinds of crazy directions. I like to keep things pretty, here on Egotastic!, but sometimes you have to deal with the ugly side of life.

Anyway, I hope these pictures of Maria Menounos looking drop-dead gorgeous at the premiere of her new movie, Kickin' It Old School, will make up for it. There's a lot more after the jump, so enjoy.

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Jessica Biel's Ass Likes Maria Menounos' Ass

01:21 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Maria Menounos

You know, I've got to admit, shows like Access Hollywood aren't completely useless. Even though all they do is pander to celebrities and suck up like crazy, they do at least get good access (no pun intended), which I can definitely say I don't have here in my tiny apartment.

A perfect example of said "access" is this clip from the show at the Golden Globes. As Jessica Biel enters for her interview on the red carpet, she gives Maria Menounos a serious pat on the ass, saying "the tush on that one is out of this world."

Yeah. That's hot.

It's good to know that two of the best butts in Hollywood have the hots for each other. It's definitely a great way to start off the weekend.

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Jessica Biel touches Maria Menounos Ass

So yummy.

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64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

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Here's Part 2 of this year's Golden Globes Mega Picture Post. It's pretty much a lot more of the same stuff, but specifically K - Z. Lots of pretty ladies in expensive dresses. What can you really say?

Well, you can say that Salma Hayek's cleavage is pretty fantastic, and that it looks like Reese Witherspoon hasn't eaten since she filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

But were not here for talking, were here for gawking, so hit up all the pictures after the jump. And if you missed them, A - J, can be found in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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