AARRGGHHHH!!! NOOOOOoooooooOO!! Say it isn't so. Please, this cannot be true. It cannot be that Mandy Moore and Zach Braff are engaged. It cannot be!
Alright, now that I've gotten that out of my system, let's get on with it. Contact Music is indeed reporting that Zach Braff and Mandy Moore are engaged, with a wedding apparently set for April 2007.
ZACH BRAFF and singer/actress MANDY MOORE are reportedly heading for a wedding after the SCRUBS star quietly asked her to marry him late last month (JAN06).
The couple are staying tight lipped about their plans, but Braff, 30, popped the question and presented Moore - his girlfriend for the past 18 months - with a $450,000 (GBP250,000), 4-carat princess-cut diamond-and-platinum NEIL LANE engagement ring.
But all is not lost. Everyone knows that celebrity marriages only last for an average of seven months, so Mandy will be back on the market in no time. Just enough time for me to star in my own hit sitcom, direct a critically acclaimed movie starring Natalie Portman, and, well, marry Mandy Moore. And if she's still not availbale by then, I guess I'll just have to marry Natalie Portman instead. Oh well.
More Mandy Moore pictures after the jump.