Get ready to smell like cocaine, alcohol, and Harry Morton's man juice, because if Lindsay Lohan gets her wish, that's what's going to happen. According to TMZ, rumours in the world of celebrity perfume are running wild (as only celebrity perfume rumours can), that Lindsay is in talks with several firms to develop her own brand of perfume.
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is hoping to join the long list of celebs like Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears -- and even Antonio Banderas, who have gotten into the very lucrative perfume business.
A source tells TMZ that Linds has taken meetings with multiple fragrance manufacturers in hopes of creating her first scent.
TMZ contacted Lindsay's rep, who would neither confirm nor deny the story.
That's right, if smelling like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears wasn't enough for you, soon you may be able to wear the distinctive scent of Eau de Firecrotch .
Warning: Side-effects may include vomiting, diarreah, anorexia, drug use, a false sense of entitlement, and an inability to show up to work on time.
Anyway, here are more pictures of Lindsay Lohan, as usual, not wearing a bra, but strangely with black hair. I've got no idea what that's about.