Somehow I don't think this whole Rehab thing is going to work out for Lindsay Lohan. From all of her little field trips to her constant communication with the press, it's pretty obvious she's only in there for publicity.
But whether she's actually being denied drugs and alcohol, it looks like she is being denied to of her other favourite things, namely Sex and McDonald's. According to Us Magazine, Lindsay has been sending naughty text messages, which reveal her kinky cravings.
Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.
We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."
When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."
It's just good to know that after this whole rehab thing is over, we'll have our good old Lindsay Lohan back. You really shouldn't be worried about her living a simple, quiet life.
If you're wondering what these pictures of Lindsay Lohan from her Miu Miu ad campaign have to do with this story, let's just say Lindsay looks like Ronald McDonald's slutty little sister.