Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: Fight! – Part 5: Brandon Davis is Sorry

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Well, it looks like the Firecrotch saga has finally come to an end. At least for now. In the war between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and her greasy, disgusting friend Brandon Davis, the Lohan camp is the victor, with Davis offering a public apology. Page Six has Brandon's apology:

"My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable," Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. "What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week."

I, for one, believe Brandon's apology is sincere. I always end up calling my redheaded friends "firecrotch," then saying their clitoris is seven feet long, and they're poor because they only make $7 Million. Isn't that what friends are for?

For the full "Firecrotch" videos (if you are the only person left i nthe world who hasn't seen it) check out Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: Fight! - Part 2: Enter Brandon Davis and Lindsay Lohan's "Firecrotch"