Lindsay Lohan: Too Young to Drink, But Not Too Young For Bruce Willis

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Not that I really need to post more Lindsay Lohan, but I thought that these two little tidbits of gossip fit quite nicely together.

First things first. Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan just give in to the fact that everyone knows she's hardcore when it come to partying? She's not fooling anyone when she acts all upright, and honest. And no one's buying it when she says she's "too young to drink." But the New York Daily News is saying that's exactly what she's trying to do.

Lindsay Lohan, dining at Da Silvano Tuesday, turned down a round of shots sent over by fans. "Don't they know I'm underage?" said the "Prarie Home Companion" actress. Being 19 didn't stop her from clubbing until 7 a.m. Our source says she steered clear of nemesis Paris Hilton at Stereo - "They each danced on their own tables."

But if Lindsay is really trying to "act her age," you might think she'd try dating guys her age. But that would make too much sense. Accroding to Star Magazine, she's dating James Dean lookalike, James Franco, and, get this... Bruce Willis!

She may have built up an impressive résumé with such films as Mean Girls and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but teen star Lindsay Lohan, 19, has crafted an equally impressive reputation for dating studs. Her latest conquest: Spider- Man hottie James Franco, 28.

While visiting a friend last weekend, a source tells Star, Lindsay played her voicemail messages, as if to show, "Hey, look how many guys want me!" The star first played a message from Bruce Willis, 51, who simply said: "Hey gorgeous, I had so much fun with you last night." Next was Franco. "'Hey, this is James Franco,' said the actor, prompting Lindsay to laugh at the way he left both his first and last name," says the insider.

Um, WTF!!! Bruce Willis. Ew. Yuck. Ick. Gross. I seriously do not understand this girl. And therein lies my fascination. Well, that and her breasts. One day. One day I'll figure it all out. And on that day, I will be no better for it.

Here are pictures of Lindsay Lohan at the afforementioned Da Silvano restoraunt, apparently practicing her Bulemia routine.

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