I suppose there's some twisted Universe in which a Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Santa brings gifts of STDs to the naughty boys and girls. Oh wait, that's this Universe. But there is no Universe in which Lindsay Lohan reads Newsweek magazine. At least none in which she understands it.
|Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz|
|I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive|
|Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial|
|Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic|
|Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ|
|Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post|