If it's not drugs, drinking, or crashing her car into trees, you can bet Lindsay Lohan is going to get addicted to something, and her former boy-toy, Riley Giles has just revealed that Lindsay Lohan is a sex addict. Surprise, surprise. Riley spoke to News of the World, and dished the dirt (and yes, it's dirty) on Lindsay's compulsive need for sex after quitting drugs, and what it's like having sex with Lindsay Lohan. A lot of sex.
Sadly, Riley has yet to provide a Lindsay Lohan sex tape.
"Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac. She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.
"We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours. She'd have worn out most guys."
Riley continues with what is as scientifically accurate an explanation of addiction as you'll get from a "professional" snowboarder.
"When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.
"And we didn't get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place--roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.
"The first time we had sex I couldn't believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We'd barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other's clothes off.
"Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.
"She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn't get enough of each other."
Well, you know what they say, a gentleman never tells...
Meanwhile, when OK Magazine asked Lindsay what she thought about the whole Jamie Lynn Spears teenage pregnancy thing, this was her response:
"Not much, why do people think it's such a big deal?"
Ha! No surprise there. Of course Lindsay doesn't think being pregnant at 16 is a big deal. She's probably just jealous she didn't think of it first. With everyone else in Hollywood getting pregnant, you can bet your year-end bonus that Lindsay pissed her sex addiction hasn't given her anything besides Herpes.
Here's Lindsay wearing a really appropriate giant cross around her neck. Also, check out the acne.