Chastity seems to be sitting well with our old ginger hottie friend, Lindsay Lohan, who awakens each morning for her daily trip to the Betty Ford Clinic to de-junkify herself from what certainly must be a lengthy list of mind-altering substances, bad boyfriends, destructive girlfriends (oh, how I've imagined that), and a couple of parents who seem to have failed at every parental task at hands save for expertly exploiting their kids. What? Is that a tinge of compassion in the Egotastic! arsenal? Yeah, just a bit, but mostly because we want those boobs back on center stage. Nobody does commando fun bags quite like Lindsay.
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