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Alright, I know some of you would like nothing more than to never hear the name Lindsay Lohan ever again, and maybe one day you'll get your wish (*cough" car crash *cough*), but this follow-up to yesterday's monumental episode involving Lindsay Lohan being arrested for a DUI and cocaine possession was too good to ignore. Just be thankful that I didn't do 20 updates on it yesterday like some sites. But that's mainly because I'm way too lazy.
Anyway, today's news is that Lindsay Lohan is innocent! Or at least that's what she's saying. Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan issued this statement to Billy Bush, that tool from Access Hollywood, saying:
Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.
So there you have it, a crash course in Denial 101. But I guess you have to look at it all from her persepctive. She was probably so coked out of her mind that she doesn't even remember any of it. So come on, cut the girl some slack. This only like the 7th time she's actually done anything that could seriously hurt or kill anyone. What's the big deal!?
Bonus Video: Linday Lohan was on The Tonight Show last night. Actually, she was supposed to be on, but she got "stuck in traffic," so here a video of Rob Schneider as Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Shot.
Rob Schneider as Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
And here are what will probably be the last Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures we'll have for at least a week, so get em while they're lukewarm.
Photo credit: Flynet
