In the aftermath of the whole Brandon Davis bashing Lindsay Lohan incident, I think we should focus on the positives: Firecrotch is now a commonly used term, and furthermore, will forever be associated with Lindsay Lohan.
And the term will continue to be associated with Lindsay Lohan, as long as she keeps wearing short skirts that almost give us a full on view of said firecrotch. One inch higher, and this post would definitely have been marked not safe for work, but we'll take what we can get, I suppose.
Rest assured, though,
if when Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch makes its public debut, you'll see it here first. That is something to proud of, isn't it?