So, what's a girl to do when all her wildest paparazzi-chasing plans go to shit? Well, as they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and that's exactly what Lindsay Lohan has done. Not content to let Paris Hilton and Britney Spears be the centre of attention without her, Lindsay has decided to get in on the action while she can.
Of course, Lindsay's new-found friendship doesn't mean she couldn't make one last ditch attempt to steal the spotlight from the Degenerate Duo before giving in, and joining the Dark Side. Or the Darker Side. Just five hours before the three girls were spotted leaving a party together (spotted because Paris' publicist tipped off the Paparazzi), Lindsay was claiming that Paris Hilton had hit her in the arm with a drink glass, in a video available at X17.
"I'm saying this on tape. She hit me for no reason, apparently, at my friend's house. I didn't know she would be there and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me. It hurts and it's not OK.
"I'm sorry for everyone who thinks I'm crazy, but I'm just trying to act."
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If your ego is so fragile that you cannot bear to be out of the limelight for even a few hours, you have serious psychiatric problems, and you need therapy, or drugs. And while I have no doubt that Linsday is no stranger to the odd mood enhancer, I'm not talking about the kind of drugs you get from the concierge. I'm talking about pharmaceutical grade, neurochemical, prescription straight jackets. The kind you can only get by raiding your mother's medicine cabinet.
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