So it turned out that last Lindsay Lohan sex tape wasn't actually a Lindsay Lohan sex tape, but as far as decoys go, it may have done it's job to help flush out the real Lindsay Lohan sex tape, or at least help confirm that a genuine Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists. According to The Sun, when Lindsay heard that there was supposedly a sex tape of her and Calum Best floating around the Internet, she went mental, and was overheard yelling at Best over the phone.
A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: "I can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.
"I should never have f***ing trusted you."
Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.
The Mean Girl continued: "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?"
I guess that does it then. If you thought those Lindsay Lohan nude pictures would be the biggest story of the year, just wait till that Lindsay Lohan sex tape comes out. And it will come out. Because that's what sex tapes do.
So, Calum, if you're reading this, name your price...
Here's Lindsay devolving into Britney Spears with a stained shirt and no makeup. Sexy.
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