Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay

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Lindsay Lohan stole this fur coat. (A Socialite's Life)

Lindsay Lohan hits on Nicole Richie's man. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan sideboob. (CollegeHumor)

So, um, Ashlee Simpson still doesn't look pregnant. (Pink is the New Blog)

Isla Fisher is cute, and so is her kid. (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff does the cowboy boots right. (Popoholic)

Why does Keira Knightley always look so sad? (Defamer)

Another custody hearing for Britney Spears. (Just Jared)

Madonna performed at the Roseland Ballroom in New York. (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton shows us her "puppies." (CityRag)

Tom Cruise launches TomCruise.com. (Hollywood Rag)

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Lindsay Lohan's Breasts are Back

01:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

It's been a hell of a long time since we've seen Lindsay Lohan showing off her amazing breasts. Well, not that long if you consider we did see Lindsay Lohan naked a couple months back, but it's been quiet since then. Anyway, here's Lindsay at the launch of some new TV or something. It doesn't really matter. All that matters is Lindsay Lohan's amazing cleavage.

Many, many more pictures of Lindsay after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Nude Scene is "No Problem"

02:09 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

For a role as a nympohmaniac waitress, in the new movie Florence, Lindsay Lohan has offered to strip naked. Yes, full frontal, firecrotch on display, Lindsay Lohan naked. But get this, the script only calls for a Lindsay Lohan topless scene, leading the producers to turn down her offer. WHAAAT! Don't worry, though. While we may not get to see Lindsay Lohan nude, full frontal (this time, anyway), we'll still get to see Lindsay Lohan topless, reports Softpedia. And how much does a fully naked Lindsay Lohan go for these days? Well after she got paid nothing to pose nude for New York magazine, she's only getting a paltry $75,000 for this new role.

Lindsay Lohan sure needs very little persuasion to get naked these days, for... artistic purposes, that is. The rehabbed actress - who, incidentally, has been spotted downing rather a lot of vodka and popping pills in various clubs lately - made a passion for removing her clothes in full view of the world, and is quite keen to keep at it. After her brief nude stint in New York magazine (where she did her best to re-enact Marilyn Monroe's famous last sitting with photographer Bert Stern), Lohan set her sights on a role which would reportedly allow her to give full reign to her underlying nudity and play a nymphomaniac waitress in the indie film "Florence". Although the role only requires Lindsay to take her top off for one sex scene, the actress allegedly volunteered to do a lot more.

In exchange for her flesh-baring efforts, Lohan is only getting paid $75,000. However, this is of no importance to her, as she's just keen to... well, get naked and sweaty. That is, get down to business. "Lindsay doesn’t care that she’s getting paid peanuts," reports an insider quoted by Star magazine. "She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring." Also, the source reports that although the script only requires LiLo to show her boobs, she offered to go all the way down and strip completely. "She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty," added the insider. Thankfully, the producers refused to go along with her very helpful offer.

Now, let me get this straight. Lindsay Lohan is willing to get naked on camera for just $75,000? Okay, someone get me a video camera and $75,000. It's time to make a movie.

Also, if Lindsay Lohan is trying to prove her skills as an actress, wouldn't make more sense to try and play against type? I mean, a nymphomaniac waitress? Is that really any different than already being a nymphomaniac actress?

Here are some random pictures of Lindsay Lohan from the Czech issue of Harper's Bazaar.

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A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape is Out There... Somewhere

11:05 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

So it turned out that last Lindsay Lohan sex tape wasn't actually a Lindsay Lohan sex tape, but as far as decoys go, it may have done it's job to help flush out the real Lindsay Lohan sex tape, or at least help confirm that a genuine Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists. According to The Sun, when Lindsay heard that there was supposedly a sex tape of her and Calum Best floating around the Internet, she went mental, and was overheard yelling at Best over the phone.

A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: "I can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.

"I should never have f***ing trusted you."

Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.

The Mean Girl continued: "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?"

I guess that does it then. If you thought those Lindsay Lohan nude pictures would be the biggest story of the year, just wait till that Lindsay Lohan sex tape comes out. And it will come out. Because that's what sex tapes do.

So, Calum, if you're reading this, name your price...

Here's Lindsay devolving into Britney Spears with a stained shirt and no makeup. Sexy.

Photo credit: WENN

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A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Too!?

01:06 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

If you're wondering what that blurry, low-res, craptastic image is up there, it very well may be a frame from an alleged new sex tape. A Lindsay Lohan sex tape. At least that's the rumour. And if you squint real hard, turn your head to the side, and have had a few drinks, then it sure does look like it could be Lindsay Lohan giving a blowjob. Or it could be a Leprechaun that had one too many this past St. Patrick's Day. As far as conclusive proof goes, this isn't much.

So why am I posting this, you may ask? Well, while everyone doubted if that Kristin Davis sex tape was real, it actually was, so I'm basically just going to post any and all sex tape rumours out there, and hope they end up to be true. PLus, we are talking about Lindsay Lohan, so it could very well be true.

Anyway, this is supposedly a frame from a Lindsay Lohan sex tape, taken on the cell phone of her former boyfriend, Calum Best. Or that's what Jennpink from the GossipRocks forum is saying. And I quote:

ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now.

apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends... which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.

Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She's just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she "cant remember it being filmed".

Right. Sounds kinda fishy, don't it? Well, that's what everyone said about the Kristin Davis sex tape, so I'm going to chalk this up to a case of vivid imagination, and trend that's too fun to ignore. Personally, I think it looks like Lindsay, but that could be wishful thinking.

So, if you believe this is a pictures of LIndsay Lohan giving a blowjob, or really anyone giving a blowjob (they could be eating a hot dog for all we know), then I guess this picture is not safe for work, in a blurry sort of way.

Update: Sorry. It's not her (this time). Just some Internet skank. You can see the video at XTube, but it's NSFW. You know, cuz it's porn.

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Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant!? Baby Bump or Bloated Belly? You Decide!

01:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Hey everybody, let's start a rumour that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! Because it's either that, or she's fat... Well, fat might be a bit harsh (albeit more fun), but she's definitely bloated in the baby bump area. Is it a food baby, as Juno would say, or has Lindsay Lohan been sperminated by one of her multiple man-whores? Who knows! Who cares! Let's all make up wild speculation and spread unfounded rumours and speculation!

Seriously, though, with every other Hollywood starlet getting knocked up, I wouldn't put it past Linsday to find the nearest sailor / Greek shipping heir, and spread her legs wider than Paris Hilton at a gymnastics convention.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy Too?

01:40 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

It seems like all anyone (or at least I) can talk about these days is those Lindsay Lohan nude pictures from New York magazine, but there's more news today that we might see Lindsay Lohan nude again as Marilyn Monroe, but next time, it could be in Playboy magazine. According to Liz Smith, of the New York Post, Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay to get naked again and recreate Marilyn Monroe's famous nude swim from her unfinished final film, Something's Got To Give.

The pros and cons on Lindsay Lohan appearing as Marilyn Monroe for New York mag continue apace. The publication has all but imploded. Their Web site collapsed under constant hits!

Now we hear Lindsay is tempted to continue her nude homage to MM. Playboy's Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn's famed nude swim from the unfinished film "Something's Got To Give."

But surely the talented Lohan said too much of a good thing is too much. Less nostalgically, she was spotted shopping at Neiman Marcus "after hours," so as not to be annoyed by gawkers. She bought Gucci and Dolce & Gabbana shoes, some cool Tom Ford shades and several clingy dresses in shades of lemon and tangerine. Her mama, Dina, was with her. "Sing out, Louise!"

So, will we be seeing Lindsay Lohan naked again so soon? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure, after New York magazine didn't pay Lindsay any money, you can bet she'll be getting a big fat cheque from Hugh Hefner. And considering that her film career is in the crapper, she definitely needs it.

Here's Lindsay in the new issue of Paper magazine.

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Lindsay Lohan Naked is Worth a Lot of Money

10:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

So you know those Lindsay Lohan nude pictures from New York magazine that were so very popular last week? Of course you do! Well, turns out they were worth a lot of money for New York magazine, at least according to a report made by business magazine Forbes, which estimates that New York magazine could have made $500,000 in just two days from internet traffic to those photo pages. And the best part... Lindsay Lohan got nuthin'!

The photographer who snapped the photos of Lohan was Bert Stern, the same lensman who was behind the camera for Monroe's famed 1962 shoot at the Hotel Bel Air in Los Angeles. And while some magazines reportedly spend millions to get their hands on exclusive photos of celebrities or their babies, New York paid Stern its standard fee for such assignments--and paid Lohan nothing for her participation, according to magazine spokeswoman Lauren Starke.

For a site that's averaged around a million page views a day lately, the results were stunning. NYmag.com recorded a total of more than 40 million page views Monday and Tuesday, more than 34 million of which came from the Lohan portfolio, Starke said.

According to New York's online rate card, the "super banner ad" of the type that appears on the Lohan photo slideshow has a CPM (cost per 1,000 impressions) of $15. Multiply that by the number of views and the Lohan slideshow ads were valued at more than $500,000 over two days. NYmag.com probably charged far less than the rate-card rate, as is common in the industry. Starke said the magazine doesn't disclose revenue details about advertising deals.

Still, New York's Web site no doubt made out pretty well. Some perspective: Based on its rate card, New York generated about as much revenue per day from its online slideshow as it would from four $64,500 full-page color ads in its print edition.

While I don't completely agree with that figure of $500,000 for various reasons which I won't get into, New York magazine definitely made some fat cash of Lindsay Lohan's ass. And tits.

Anyway, here's Lindsay Lohan in short shorts in the middle of February, because I'm sure it's really warm in LA, and she's not just trying to get a lot of attention.

Photo credit: WENN / Splash

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More Lindsay Lohan Nude Photos

03:07 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Well, Monday was a pretty big shock for everyone, in regards to those Lindsay Lohan nude photos, (un)dressed as Marilyn Monroe, and just when you thought you had seen all there was to see of her, more Lindsay Lohan nude pictures hit the net.

First up are new Hi-res scans of the original photoshoot from New York magazine. So if you feel so inclined, you can now count each individual freckle on Lindsay Lohan's naked body. New York magazine also released some new unseen photos from the shoot, so have yourselves a look at thems.

This is one magazine you're definitely going to want to go out and buy. You know, for posterity's sake.

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Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Were Unexpected

10:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

So, it still hasn't quite hit me, but we saw Lindsay Lohan naked yesterday. Completely out of nowhere, and Bang! Lindsay Lohan's breasts. I, of course, was asleep. My alarm didn't go off, mainly because I forgot to set it properly, and when I finally awoke (to 25 emails in my inbox questioning my fitness as a blogger), I realized yesterday was definitely the biggest day of the Internet so far this year.

Yes, it was just boobs, but a lot of people have been waiting a long time to see those boobs, and you have to admit they are nice. Anyway, I just felt like reminiscing. Good times... Anyway, here's Lindsay acting like nothing big happened at all yesterday as she attended the The 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italia-Film Fashion & Art Fest, of all things.

Oh, did I mention we saw Lindsay Lohan nude yesterday?

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