Lindsay Lohan Turns 23 in her Bikini(s), Looks Terrible.

06:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

When you're 23, have big boobs, and are filthy rich, and can't look good in a bikini, you know you've got some serious fucking problems. I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with Lindsay these days (take your pick, really), but I remember (barely) when Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures used to be awesome. Now they are disgusting.

Also, when you are a skinny white girl doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson looks like a sexier skinny white girl, you really have a serious fucking problem.

Possible Lindsay Lohan nipple slip in the picture with the star...

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Lindsay Lohan Topless on Twitter

12:07 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Okay, so I'm not sure if having Lindsay Lohan topless pictures on Twitter makes it awesome, or means it's totally jumped the shark. What with Ashton Kutcher posting pictures of Demi Moore's ass in her underwear, and now this, the next thing you know we'll have a Britney Spears sex tape on Twitter, and you know that once Britney Spears figures out how to use Twitter, it's the end of the world. What? Britney's already on Twitter? Oh shit. There goes the planet.

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Lindsay Lohan's Vag is Back. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

01:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

If you were one of the three people in the world who haven't seen Lindsay Lohan's vagina, or one of the two people who want to see it again, here's your chance (though, sadly, there will probably be many more), because Lindsay Lohan's pussy recently made a gruesome appearance in London. It is reported that there were no survivors.

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Single White Female

12:48 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is a stalker. (DListed)

Definitely cute. (CollegeHumor)

Alyson Hannigan takes her baby (and her new rack) shopping. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ashlee Simpson bitches out at Michelle Trachtenberg. (PopSugar)

Jessica Biel brings the hotness. (Popoholic)

Whitney Houston is giving it another shot. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears' kids dance to her song. (Socialite Life)

Kristen Stewart is smoking. (CityRag)

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More Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

12:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Well, we've had a week full of Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures, so I figure one more post can't hurt. At this point, you've either committed suicide from seeing her skinny pale ass hanging out (which means you probably aren't reading this), or you don't mind so much. Either way, I think we're good. I have to admit, though, I still find it amazing how no matter how much weight Lindsay loses, her boobs are still huge. Normally, that would be easily explained by implants, but in Lindsay's case, I'm pretty sure that's the deal she made with the Devil. If you're wondering what she had to give up in exchange, I think it was obviously her youth, since I don't think she had a soul to begin with.

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Lindsay and Ali Lohan Go Surfing Now, Everybody's Learning How

01:29 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Ali, have been in Hawaii for a week, in their bikinis, and still neither of them has a tan, but at least they keep trying. Or are they just trying to get attention from the paparazzi? Or maybe they're just trying to have a good time on vacation... Yeah right. And if you're wondering what Ali will look like in a few years, just take a look at Lindsay. By all accounts, she'll be 40 by the time she's 20, too.

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More Linsday Lohan Bikini Pictures

11:48 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Here are some more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures from her vacation in Maui. For once, I'm going to listen to what my grade school teachers told me when they said "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all."

But I will say this: It wants it's precious...

More Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures are Not Terrible

04:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Given how she's been looking lately, you'd expect these Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to melt your eyes out of your head, or otherwise turn you to stone. But that won't happen. In fact, Lindsay looks half-way, okay, more like quarter-way decent. It's the boobs that save her, really, since everything else is pretty much a write-off. But I've got to say, for a 40-year-old, anorexic, coke head, Lindsay doesn't look terrible.

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Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob Pictures

12:08 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan refuses to wear a bra, and apparently to eat, so it's no wonder this view of Lindsay Lohan's side boob cleavage leaves a lot to be desired, such as sexiness. We've known it for a long time, but I think it's officially official. Lindsay Lohan is not hot.

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Lindsay Lohan Topless in Vegas?

12:58 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Who wants to see Lindsay Lohan topless in Vegas!? Well, you might soon get your wish. Now that Lindsay's career is officially in the toilet, and she can't even keep a fake Lesbian relationship going, it looks like Lindsay will fall back on her two best assets to bring home the bacon as a Las Vegas stripper. Well, sort of. Fox News has the details:

Word on the street for quite some time has been that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, but it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Sin City.

Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.

"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on "General Hospital," however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished.

"People forget that she (Lohan) is a "triple threat" — she can act and sing and dance," said our source. "She feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred."

Okay, first of all, Lindsay can't act, can't sing, and can't dance. But she does have an incredible rack, and seeing those things bounce around on stage would be worth the price of admission. Assuming the price of admission is about $12.95 or something. Of course, given Lindsay's reluctance to actually get naked the last time she played a stripper, I doubt we'll actually see her topless on stage. Still she is pretty desperate these days.

Here's Lindsay showing a little of what might be in store for the audience, with a very low neckline, and desperate look on her face at Mel B's premiere of Peepshow.

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