Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

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Here's the bland as ever Lauren Conrad, and her Douchefriend, Kyle Howard on the beach in Malibu. I wonder if he knows that The Hills is ending, and he won't get a chance to resurrect his acting career. I also wonder if they're really as boring a couple as they seem, or if there's anything actually interesting about them. Actually, I don't wonder that. I couldn't give a shit, really. Anyway, Lauren Conrad bikini pictures.

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Not Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

01:13 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is annoying. She went to Hawaii with her gaggle of Hills Mensa Candidates, but did she once go out and wear a skimpy little bikini? No. We got some nice Audrina Patridge bikini pictures but Audrina was practically born in a bikini, and she paid a lot of money for those fake boobs of hers, and wants to get her money's worth. But did we see any Lauren Conrad bikini pictures? No. All we got were these Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures, and the only reason I'm posting these is because Lauren Conrad is basically just staring at Stephanie Pratt's tits. No other reason. And LC, if I can call you that, just so we're clear, your personality, or lack thereof, is not why people care about you. Wait, why do people care about you? Oh, that's right, they don't.

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60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:44 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I'm pretty damn sure I didn't miss anything. If you've seen one award show, you've seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn't mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.

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The Lauren Conrad Nipple Slip That Almost Was

03:29 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is very lucky that she had the foresight to use double-sided nipple tape under her dress, because she got so drunk the other night, that we would have had some major Lauren Conrad nipple slips if she hadn't. That being said, we still got a very close-up look at the most Lauren Conrad cleavage we've ever seen. And now we know that Lauren Conrad's breasts are a wee bit on the saggy side, but still very nice.

Okay Lauren, we'll let you off the hook this time, but next time, no nipple tape, you hear!?

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

01:05 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

Okay, I can't really think of a better way to start the weekend than with these Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. Okay, that's not really true. I can actually think of quite a few better ways to start the weekend. For instance, these could have been pictures of Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge nude sunbathing. And then of course they would need to apply tanning lotion to each other's tight, toned bodies. And then one thing leads to another, and, well, you know. Cuz there's nothing better than make-up sex.

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2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

01:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Confirmed

11:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

So, that annoying fake couple we all love to hate, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, were on The Tyra Banks Show and CONFIRMED the existence of the Lauren Conrad sex tape. Yes, that Lauren Conrad sex tape. Tyra asked, and Heidi and El Doucheo were more than happy to emphatically confirm that the tape did exist at one point (even though Lauren Conrad denied she had a sex tape). Whether it exists now they couldn't say, and wouldn't, since apparently there is some kind of gag order in place. I bet it's similar to the gag order I feel when I look at Heidi and Spencer.

Heidi said that Lauren's ex was trying to sell the tape, to which Spencer added that he would rather throw up than watch the tape. Again, Spencer is the douche of all douches. I don't care how boring Lauren Conrad is in bed, I'd still want to see that sex tape.

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Lauren Conrad Side Boob Pictures

01:29 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

And a good Monday morning to you too! I know, another week in the office probably isn't what you want right now, and that's exactly why you're here on Egotastic! right now. So to make your transition from the weekend to the work week a little less painful, here are some Lauen Conrad side boob pictures.

With a plunging neck line that reveals the true perkiness of this natural California girl, this is probably the best look at LC's "Hills" we've ever had, and definitely a great example of what side boob is all about. There's lots more pictures after the jump too, so click on the thumbnails below for the full size pics.

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Lauren Conrad's Bikini is in Good Shape

02:02 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

Her "reality show" may be completely fake, but at least these Lauren Conrad bikini pictures from Shape magazine are the real deal. And unlike her best friend/fake enemy/whatever, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad's boobs are the real deal too. Of course, if there's one fake thing that I would like "LC" to copy from Heidi, it would be staging fake paparazzi bikini sightings every other week.

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge Maxim Video

12:43 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

So first we had Nicole Richie pregnant bikini pictures, and then what may or may not be a Meg White sex tape, and now I can finally offer you a post that features some attractive girls. Specifically Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge from The Hills, at their Maxim magazine photo shoot.

Unfortunately, Lauren Conrad, ever the prude, keeps herself fairly covered, but thankfully, Audrina shows off her amazing body in some sexy lingerie. No Whitney though. That sucks. She's cute.

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