Okay, so Kylie Minogue is a Cancer survivor, and we're all very happy for her, but she's still a celebrity, so when she goes out in public looking like a giant badminton birdie, well, it's my job to point that out.
It's really, really, really wrong. From the colour to the shape, I don't really know where to begin. At least her legs still look great, so that's something, but the dress. Ouch.
It's good to see that Kylie Minogue is really back in it, but it seems not everyone is particularly overjoyed with Kylie's return to the spotlight. While I'm sure Dannii Monigue loves her sister and is truly happy for her having beaten cancer, it seems like sibling jealousy is something you can never outlive. According to The Daily Telegraph, Dannii Minogue has written a song about how her Kylie's cancer was difficult for her.
In the world's saddest case of famous sibling syndrome, Minogue appears to be cashing in on her sister Kylie's battle with cancer, releasing a single about how tough life has been for her since her sister announced she was battling the disease in May last year.
Sadly it is not Kylie's pain which Dannii describes in the single So Under Pressure but her own.
"I want the pain to end, I'm so under pressure" are some of the words included in the lyrics.
Minogue has "poured her heart out" describing the turmoil she felt when her sister was diagnosed in May, reported the UK press as the music video hit British television channels yesterday. Minogue admitted she used Kylie's experience to inspire the single.
"I'd spent all year saying 'everything's going to be fine, we're all strong' but then you hear in the song that some days I actually felt like I was in quicksand," she said,
But while it had been a tough year for her, Minogue said the future was looking much brighter now.
"I'm having the best time now. Last year was a pretty tough one," the 34-year-old said.
A particularly tough part of the year for Dannii was being captured on film engaged in a lesbian lapdance romp with a stripper called Jupiter in a London strip club.
We're yet to see a song about that ordeal.
Wow, if you didn't care about Dannii Minogue before, I'm sure this is just the thing to make you start. Oh wait, no it isn't. Sure it must suck to always be in the shadow of your more famous sibling, but please, don't try to cash in on it. That just makes you look all the more desperate. If you really want more attention, just go make to getting lesbian lapdances at strip clubs. I'm sure the world will pay attention then.
More pictures of Kylie and Dannii Minogue after the jump.
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So here's my prediction: buzz cuts on girls will be the next big hair trend. What with Natalie Portman's cropped cut, and Kylie Minogue's post-cancer short hair, this celebrity hair trend is ready for launch.
Don't believe me? Just take a look at these pictures of Kylie Minogue on vacation in France, and tell me everyone isn't going to jump on this one.
The first pictures of Kylie Minogue in her post-cancer recovery are out. Her short hair is obviously a result of chemotherapy, and not some new movie role, but it's good to Kylie looking healthy again. She's doing so well, in fact, that she may be headlining this year's Glastonbury festival, according to The BBC.
Singer Kylie Minogue has revealed her new look as she continues her recovery from breast cancer.
Photographs of Minogue - taken by her boyfriend Olivier Martinez in the Italian village of Portofino - have been posted on her website.
A note with the images said Minogue is "relaxed and happy" and wanted to "send a big hello" to her fans.
Minogue, 37, revealed that she had cancer in May 2005 and underwent surgery in Australia two days later.
The singer finished her chemotherapy in December but is continuing to receive treatment.
Minogue was forced to abandon her Showgirl world tour and an appearance at last year's Glastonbury Festival after her diagnosis.
Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis revealed earlier this week that Minogue could headline next year's festival.
Here are the pictures featuring Kylie Minogue with her short hair. I have to say she looks pretty different. Not sure if it's just because of the hair cut, or her treatment. She still looks pretty good though.
Update: Here are two new Hi-res pictures of Kylie Minogue and her short hair.
Kylie Minogue has been dealing with cancer for the last while, but it seems the worst is now over, and she's ready to get back to work, reports The Daily Mirror.
The smiling Aussie beauty is said to have been "playing around with lyrics" and is hoping to be back in the recording studio later this year.
An insider said: "She is feeling better than ever. The past year has been incredibly tough but she is determined to get back to what she loves best - singing. It would be the perfect way to thank her fans for all their support."
Kylie's weight plummeted to just six stone after she was diagnosed with breast cancer last May. But after months of gruelling treatment and with the help of her personal chef she is gradually getting back in shape.
I don't know exactly how much six stone is (I've since found out that it's 84 lbs - that's pretty skinny), but I'm not going to make any jokes about it, or her, because making fun of women with cancer will get you a swift kick in the ass from karma.
Here are some older pictures of Kylie Minogue, looking as good as I hope she'll look when she's back.
A little while back, Kylie Minogue announced that she had breast cancer. Well, we're sure as hell glad to see her back out and about, apparently recovered, and definitely looking good.
In what is sure to be shocking news to many, Australian Pop singer, and all around hottie, Kylie Minogue has been diagnosed with breast cancer, reports the BBC.
The announcement was made public on Kylie's website, but due to overwhelming traffic, it has been taken offline temporarily. Due to her illness, her upcoming tour has also been cancelled.
Here's hoping she has a swift and safe recovery.
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