Now that everyone and their assistant is getting pregnant, that's so passÃ©, and Hollywood needs a new trend to get behind. And would appear that new trend is rehab. Last week we hear that Eva Mendes was in rehab, and now Kirsten Dunst is in rehab at the same Cirque Lodge facility in Utah, that also hosted Lindsay Lohan. According to Star Magazine, Dunst actually checked into rehab while she was still drunk. Classy.
Spider-Man's Mary Jane made the decision to follow in the footsteps of Cirque patients such as Lindsay Lohan and Richie Sambora -- after a week of wild parties at last month's Sundance Film Festival.
"She desperately needed help," a source in Utah tells Star. "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.
"She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."
Kirsten, 25, has long had a reputation for partying, with bloggers giving her the unfortunate nickname of Kirsten Drunkst.
Ah Drunkst. Such an appropriate appellation. If you ask me, Kirsten just wanted some free publicity, and there's no better way to get your name on the page than by checking into rehab. Or maybe haveing a sex tape, but until we get a Kirsten Dunst sex tape, this probably the best her publicists could do on such short notice.
Now remember kids, just because all the celebrities are doing it, doesn't mean it's cool. Don't go getting yourselves addicted to alcohol or pain meds just because a has been like Kiki can't hold her liquor. Also, avoid getting pregnant while your a teenager, stay in school, don't do drugs, just say no, this is your brain on drugs and all that other good stuff. M'Kay?
Here's Kirsten in her recent ad campaign for Miu Miu, because I don't have any pictures of her being carted off to rehab.