Kirsten Dunst is in Rehab

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Now that everyone and their assistant is getting pregnant, that's so passé, and Hollywood needs a new trend to get behind. And would appear that new trend is rehab. Last week we hear that Eva Mendes was in rehab, and now Kirsten Dunst is in rehab at the same Cirque Lodge facility in Utah, that also hosted Lindsay Lohan. According to Star Magazine, Dunst actually checked into rehab while she was still drunk. Classy.

Spider-Man's Mary Jane made the decision to follow in the footsteps of Cirque patients such as Lindsay Lohan and Richie Sambora — after a week of wild parties at last month's Sundance Film Festival.

"She desperately needed help," a source in Utah tells Star. "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

"She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

Kirsten, 25, has long had a reputation for partying, with bloggers giving her the unfortunate nickname of Kirsten Drunkst.

Ah Drunkst. Such an appropriate appellation. If you ask me, Kirsten just wanted some free publicity, and there's no better way to get your name on the page than by checking into rehab. Or maybe haveing a sex tape, but until we get a Kirsten Dunst sex tape, this probably the best her publicists could do on such short notice.

Now remember kids, just because all the celebrities are doing it, doesn't mean it's cool. Don't go getting yourselves addicted to alcohol or pain meds just because a has been like Kiki can't hold her liquor. Also, avoid getting pregnant while your a teenager, stay in school, don't do drugs, just say no, this is your brain on drugs and all that other good stuff. M'Kay?

Here's Kirsten in her recent ad campaign for Miu Miu, because I don't have any pictures of her being carted off to rehab.

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Kirsten Dunst Needs a Bra... And Some Make Up... And a Shower

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Wow! Kirsten Dunst looks like ass. And not the good kind of ass. The bad kind. We've seen her looking rough before, and frankly, her looks have been going downhill for a long time, but it's never been this bad. And speaking of things going downhill, take a look at Kirsten Dunst's breasts. If those things get any lower, she'll be kicking them when she walks.

Seriously, Kiki, do yourself a favour. Take a shower, use some shampoo, put on some make-up (and deoderant - I'm sure you need it), and then put on a damn bra. It's not often that I advocate the wearing of a bra, but trust me, you might actually look good. Okay, maybe not good, but better, and that's a start.

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2007 Fashion Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

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It's been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night's Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.

There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it's more like 187 pictures or something), so you'll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn't aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.

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Kirsten Dunst: Duck and Cover!

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Looks like somebody doesn't want to have her picture taken, and that somebody is Kirsten Dunst. But why so shy Kirsten? Well, according to the Daily Mail, even though Kirsten's night started out fine at the Spiderman 3 premiere, after hitting several parties and clubs, little miss Kiki D wasn't in the mood to deal the papz.

The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. She wore a demure high-necked dress which reached below the knee.

But two parties later, Kirsten - who by now had changed into a shorter dress with a bustier bodice - was looking more than a little dishevelled.

Well, after the Spider-Man 3 premiere, she went on to the afterparty at the Freemasons' Hall in Covent Garden.

After that, Johnny whisked her off to the Hawley, popular with stars like Sadie Frost and Amy Winehouse, where she apparently availed herself of the refreshments on offer.

She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

I like how Kirsten thinks that trying to duck, or cover her face is going to make the paparazzi stop taking pictures. It's like when you're 4 years old and if someone ignores you, you just try and get their attention even more. Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you? Am I bugging you?

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Kirsten Dunst Bikini Goodness?

05:13 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kirsten Dunst

I didn't really think I'd be writing this, but I don't want to see anymore Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures.

I know it's hard to believe, but there once was a time when Kirsten Dunst in a bikini was a good thing. It isn't anymore. Unless you like girls who look like wet cats. Also, that cigarette is really the added touch of sexy that just makes the whole package so appealing.

The plaid shirt is a nice start, but who would have ever thought that I'd be wishing Kirsten Dunst was wearing more clothes?

At least she's working on improving her mind...

If you really want to see them, there are a lot more Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures after the jump.

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Kirsten Dunst Bikini Picture Gropefest

01:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kirsten Dunst

Some people don't think Kirsten Dunst is very attractive. Maybe it's her snaggletooth. Maybe it's because she's really annoying. Maybe it's because her breasts are kind of saggy. But whatever the reason, some people just don't like her.

Well, regardless of those people, I'm posting these Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures, and here's why. 1) That's what we do here. 2) Kirsten Dunst's breast are totally being groped by her friend there.

If that's not enough reason to post these Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures, I don't know what is.

Check out more Kiki bikini pics after the jump.

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79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 2

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Some of the highlights of the Oscars this year included Al Gore being "cut off" during his "announcement," Steven Spielberg and Francis Ford Copolla making fun of George Lucas, and Martin Scorcese finally winning an Oscar, if for no other reason than maybe his next movie won't have to be nominated.

But what made the show so good this time around was really that there were lots of moments throughout the show that kept it moving, and kept it fun. I won't go into the rest of it, though, because you're just here for all the beautiful women who came out for the big night.

Just a few of the names that fall in K-Z category are Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts (looking rather pregnant), Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon, and Japanese cutie, Rinko Kikuchi.

Again, here's just a taste, with the rest after the jump, and if you missed it, don't forget about the 79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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Is Kirsten Dunst Pregnant?

01:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kirsten Dunst

With rumours of Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom now a couple, further rumours suggest that baby may make three. Accroding to The National Ledger, Star Magazine speculates in their issue this week, whether Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, or not.

The magazine reports that Dunst has been generating rumors that she may be the next famous actress to be sporting a baby bump on the set of her upcoming film Spiderman 3. She has been spotted wearing baggy clothing, ordering big boxes of sweet chocolaty treats, and overheard complaining of lower back pain and nausea during filming.

The report also gives more 'evidence' and reports that Kirsten has become fascinated by details about the pregnancy of Tobey’s fiancée, Jennifer Meyer, asking how she dealt with morning sickness.

Star then notes that when Tobey replied that Jennifer felt awful throughout the entire nine months, Kirsten just groaned, "Oh great!"

Wasn't that exciting? Tabloid specualtion at it's best. But you never know, sometimes these reports are correct. Not usually from Star magazine, but even they've got to get lucky once in a while.

From this angle, it's hard to tell if she's pregnant. Maybe if she bends over... No, still can't tell.

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Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom are Totally Doing It

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Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom worked on the film Elizabethtown together over a year ago, but in what has to be the greatest Hollywood story of delayed gratification, the two have only gotten together a month ago. They're definitely making up for lost time, and publicity, though, because according to The Daily Mail, Kirsten and Orlando were spotted in a very public make out session at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood.

But last week they were spotted all over each other in Los Angeles hotel Chateau Marmont. We're told: "Kate and Orlando are definitely more than just good friends now.

"They were kissing and cuddling in the corner of the lobby bar and didn't seem to care who saw them. They even stayed past closing time because they were enjoying each other's company."

The Chateau Marmont is not the place to go if you want to keep a blossoming romance under wraps, one source tells us, adding: "It's like coming out without actually issuing a statement."

So what's the attraction between the two? Well, it's obvious that Orlando is winning in the looks departement of this pairing, but he doesn't seem to mind. In fact, he rather likes that Kirsten can look really, really crappy.

"It was so much fun for him to be with her because she seemed carefree and not obsessed about fattening foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn't worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room.

"Orlando likes that she can look a bit dishevelled, he thinks it's sexy. Kate would never go out unless she looked perfectly coiffed and that got a bit tiring."

Granted, Orlando's ex-girlfriend Kate Bosworth was rapidly working her way up to the rank of President of the Lollipop Head Club, but I'm not sure Kirsten is much of a trade up. As far as pretty girls go, Kirsten isn't one most of the time. It may be cute at first, but after a while, you start to appreciate a girl who appreciates taking a shower.

That being said, Kirsten Dunst can clean up nice if she wants, as you can see here in these pictures from the New York premiere of Elizabethtown. Tons more Kirsten Dunst pics after the jump.

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Kirsten Dunst Dishes on Sex in Public with Jake Gyllenhaal

05:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kirsten Dunst

So, you want to date Kirsten Dunst? Here are a few pointers: A) Be open to sex in public. B) Be a dork. C) Have low standards.

Two of those tips are gleaned from Kirsten's comments to News of the World on her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. The other is just common sense.

Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl.

We tried to spice things up — we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.

Maybe I'm a weird girl and I just needed a good freak to match me.

In Jake I believe I found that. He's a dork. That's what I love about him.

The fact that Kirsten Dunst is into kinky public sex isn't really that surprising to me. It's more of the dork-fetish that throws me. I guess it makes sense though. She is kind of weird. And dirty. But man does she clean up nice. Then again, with enough makeup and Photoshop, even I can look like Brad Pitt.

Read the full article after the jump (since I don't know how long it will stay on the News of the World site), and check out Kirsten Dunst these pictures from Another Magazine.

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