I hate to say it, but I think Kim Kardashian (and her massive cleavage) wins best Halloween costume. No matter what you tihnk about how useless and irrelevant she is, you've got to admit she looks pretty hot in that Jasmine costume from Disney's Aladin. In fact, aside from the ridiculously tiny waste of the animated version, she looks practically identical to the cartoon charater. If you think about it, it's actually pretty scary. So I guess that means Kim Kardashian wins both hottest, and scariest Halloween costume. What the fuck is the world coming to!?