Woah, check out these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures. Rather, I should say, check out Kim Kardashian's ass in these bikini pictures. It's HUGE! But then, you already knew that, didn't you? I wonder how many Zebras had to die to get enough material to cover that ass.
It's hard to comprehend how that ass doesn't have satellites revolving around it in orbit. To quote a line from So I Married an Axe Murder: "It's huge! It's a veritable planetoid. It's got it's own weather system. It's like Sputnik; Spherical but quite pointy in parts."
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