Kim Kardashian's Big Bikini Boobs are Big News

01:14 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is an attention whore. So what's new, right? Well, how about these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures that she posted on her website. Except that they're not new. They're from a few months ago when Kim and her sisters went to Miami. But she wants attention now, so she put them up on her site. Here's the scintillating text she wrote to go along with them:

Kourtney and I went to Miami a few months back. We had a fun and relaxing time.

Here are some photos we took while we were there.

Enjoy!

Brilliant.

Damn those things are big.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment

12:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I don't think Kim Kardashian gets it. The ONLY reason people "like" her is because her ass is a thing of constant fascination. How did her ass get so big? Is her ass actually real? How come she doesn't fall over more often? That's basically it. I don't think anyone watches her retarded reality show because they are interested in her "life." So why the hell did Kim Kardashian get ass reduction treatments!?

On her website, Kim writes about how she got "cellulite treatment" to get into top shape for some stupid calendar she's shooting for her boyfriend's birthday (and to sell on her website, naturally). It's a lame, and very obvious example of product placement, and makes her look even more ridiculous than before. Anyway, it's not like she even needed the ass reduction, since they could have just done it digitally when they were so obviously photoshopping these pictures.

So what's my point? Well, I guess it's that you have no reason left to care about Kim Kardashian in any way. You're welcome.

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Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pictures Make Me Ralph

10:30 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I don't know how she did it, but Kim Kardashian has gotten publicity for her useless self all the way down in Australia. These Kim Kardashian lingerie pictures from the May issue of Ralph magazine proove that the end of the world truly is nigh, and we have Paris Hilton to thank for it, ultimately. At least when the world finally does end, it will do so in a shower of bras, boobs, and sex tapes. Oh, and Herpes. Don't forget the Herpes.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

01:27 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I'm not 100% what it is people like about Kim Kardashian, but I'm guessing it probably has more to do with her giant boobs and ass, than with her many talents or winning personality. Personally, I can't stand her. Of course, it's a little easier when there are Kim Kardashian bikini pictures that show off her aforementioned giant boobs.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures. Now More Ass!

12:24 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Woah, check out these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures. Rather, I should say, check out Kim Kardashian's ass in these bikini pictures. It's HUGE! But then, you already knew that, didn't you? I wonder how many Zebras had to die to get enough material to cover that ass.

It's hard to comprehend how that ass doesn't have satellites revolving around it in orbit. To quote a line from So I Married an Axe Murder: "It's huge! It's a veritable planetoid. It's got it's own weather system. It's like Sputnik; Spherical but quite pointy in parts."

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More Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

01:50 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian knows how to do anything else besides wear a bikini and make sex tapes, but after seeing these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, it probably doesn't matter. What's important is that she's found her niche in life, and that's more than many people can say.

Also, isn't it just a little desperate to go to a windy, deserted beach with no sun, just so some bored paparazzi photographer can take your picture? That's what I thought.

Lots more Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, also featuring her equally desperate sister, Kourtney (with a K), after the jump.

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Kim Kardashian: Topless Bikini Model

11:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Well, it looks like Kim Kardashian is doing whatever she can to keep her 15 minutes of fame going, as evidenced by these Kim Kardashian bikini model photos for Travis Barker's clothing line. Yes, a lame celeb-wannabe modelling for a lame musician celeb-wannabe. Whatever. Of course, like any cheap celeb fashion line publicity stunt, Kim Kardashian gets topless for one shot, but obviously, it's just a tease.

Frankly, I think they should just focus on Kim Kardashian's ass. After all, it is like a walking billboard.

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Kim Kardashian Playboy Video Preview

01:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

My feelings on Kim Kardashian's Playboy pictorial, and Kim Kardashian in general, are no secret: I think she's a complete waste of space, but that doesn't mean that I won't post this Playboy video preview from her stupid reality show. See, I'm complicated like that.

Watch the Video:

Kim Kardashian Playboy Video Preview

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More Kim Kardashian Sex Tapes "Found"

11:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Here's some shocking news that is neither shocking, nor news. Vivid Entertainment, those guys who make porn movies, put out a press release on Friday saying they found more Kim Kardashian sex tapes in what apparently must have been a pile of other tapes of this incredible skank. Citing the emergence of new footage, the press release talks more about Kim's new reality show (which coincidentally premiered last night, he said sarcastically), then the actual sex tape.

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing 'nothing', Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works...A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian's is set to air on E! beginning October 14.

Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.

While Vivid can't take all of the credit for Kim's success, we can let our fans (and Kim's) know that we're not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com. Keep checking the site regularly and if you're not already a member, be sure to check out what you've been missing.

And there you have it. Kim Kardashian is once again taking PR tips from her pal Paris Hilton, who also "just happened" to have a sex tape come out right before her own reality show started. Something smells fishy, and I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian's underwear drawer.

More pictures of Kim Kardashian and her attention-seeking cleavage after the jump.

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Kim Kardashian's Breast and Giant Ass in Playboy by "Accident"

11:50 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

If you have any idea who Kim Kardashian is, you'lve probably seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, which means you've pretty much seen everything there is to see concerning Kim Kardashian. So why Playboy is announcing that she shows one breast and a naked ass in their new issue is beyond me.

And get this, according to Us Weekly, she wasn't supposed to show anything at all. Yeah, that's right. She was doing Playboy, and her breast "accidentally" slipped out.

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt."

Kardashian's 12-page pictorial "will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today.

And of course, scenes from the Playboy shoot will show up in Kardashian's upcoming E! reality show.

Of course. Kim Kardashian has a reality show. I guess that's the way of the world. First you get the sex tape. Then you get the Playboy. Then you get the reality show. I can hear Tony Montana rolling over in his grave.

Then I believe you get made fun of incessently by bloggers. Then people hate you more than they already did. Then they forget about you completely. Then you're on The Surreal Life, or some show about fat celebrities and the cycle starts all over again.

Isn't the entertainment industry just awesome!?

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