Here's Kim Kardashian doing some stuff in her bikini. It's Friday, and I don't care to get more detailed than that. I believe for most of you it's a long weekend, so why you're even inside reading this when you should be outside enjoying the weather is beyond me. Anyways, Kim Kardashian bikini pictures blah blah blah.
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I'm not sure what exactly the dress code was at whatever party it is that Kim Kardashian is at with Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum, but I believe she might be a bit underdressed. Not that I have any real problem with Kim Kardashian in a bikini, but it's about standards. And, you know, not flashing your tits all around town like some fame-hungry, attention-craving, desperate media whore. Actually, I'm just annoyed that Michelle and Emmy weren't in bikinis too.
It's no wonder Maxim magazine is going out of print, and moving exclusively to the web. With features like this one on Kourtney Kardashian, who would ever pick up the magazine? Now, admittedly, as far as Kardashians go, Kourtney (OMG I hate how she spells her name!) is definitely a step up from that giant Kong Kardashian thing, but come on, she doesn't even have a sex tape! If I wasn't so desperate for content, you can bet your ass these pictures would never have made it onto this blog. Ugh.
We all know that magazines Photoshop the pictures they publish, but it's not everyday you get to see a before and after comparison. But thanks to a mistake made by Complex magazine on their website, that was caught by Animal NY, we've got this shot of Kim Kardashian and her cottage cheese thighs before and after they photoshopped her. Apparently, someone uploaded the un-retouched photo to the Complex site before realizing, and replacing the image with the Photoshopped version, which has also since been removed.
So what are the changes? Well, besides cleaning up Kim's cellulite, they also sucked in her tummy, cleaned up the hair on her forehead, and even lightened her skin.
Link: Cleaning Up Kim Kardashian's Cottage Cheese is Complex
Looking at these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures from the new issue of GQ, I can't help but think that the magazine doesn't really give a crap about the current economic crisis. You've got Kim, and her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, lounging by the pool, lying on top of a $100,000 Audi R8, and relaxing in their unforclosed home. And then there's the fact that this recession obviously hasn't hit Kim Kardashian's ass. It's just a little insensitive, is all.
Kim Kardashian is pretty useless overall, but she does fill out a bikini pretty well, what with that giant ass, and those mega boobs. No, there's nothing particularly revolutionary about these particular Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, but as Kim Kardashian bikini pictures go, these are actually pretty good. And for once, she's not annoying the crap out of me. Go figure.
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Kristin Cavallari, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian (yes, she spells Courtney with a K) were down in Miami for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and being reality show skanks, they naturally decided they would get some attention by heading to the beach in their bikinis. And aside from proving once again that they are world's biggest attention whores, the only thing they really proved is that they are in no way anywhere nearly as hot as those Victoria's Secret Supermodels.
Lots more Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian bikini pictures after the jump.
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Okay, I'll admit, Kim Kardashian looks pretty good in her Wonder Woman costume, but that better not give those Hollywood types any ideas about casting this train wreck in the next Wonder Woman movie. Besides, everyone knows that Kate Beckinsale as Wonder Woman is so much hotter. No, I think Kim Kardashian would do much better as the Invisible Woman. Or at least the woman in invisible clothes.
More pictures of Kim Kardashian as Wonder Woman after the jump.
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Oh look, another set of Kim Kardashian bikini pictures. But there's something off about these shots. No other people around... Smiling for the camera... No pictures of her giant ass... My word, I believe these Kim Kardahsian bikini pictures were staged! But who would do such a thing? Surely not a respected actress and international superstar like Kim Kardashian. Oh. Right.
I don't want to spoil the magic, but you can even see Kim walking in the photographer's footsteps in these "candid" bikini pics. Oh, and next time, Kim might want to hire a photographer who, you know, can actually focus the camera.
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Here's Kim Kardashian showing off her "two all-beef patties" at the 40th birthday of McDonald's Big Mac. Of course, I'm talking about Kim's boobs. Kim showed up in a bikini top, and over-all shorts, which I'm sure is the image McDonald's realy wants to project (ie: total skankiness). Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" at McDonald's? Whatever. You know you're famous when you go to a birthday party for a hamburger.
More pathetic Kim Kardashian pictures after the jump. And yes, I do believe that Kim's giant sister there did eat everything in the restaurant, including that giant fake Big Mac.
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