If you're not looking at the official dude ever so deftly maneuvering his hand onto the beautiful round buttocks of the amazing Kelly Brook, you're not experiencing your full dose of Egotastic! mojo. Is there anyone here who wouldn't pull that trick?
Kelly Brook in spandex, flashing thong lines, her ridiculous boobage packed like golden melons in a sports bra treasure chest, pimping something or other for Reebok -- now that makes me work up a sweat. Enjoy.
This wouldn't be an official Kelly Brook hotness megapost without a first look at her underwater nudie awesomeness in the upcoming Piranha 3D, a movie I will be waiting in line for starting now. Granted, this is a rough look, but, a first look: