I've been working at it. Really working at it. Sure, the old me would fly off the handle upon discovering that yet another super sexy star in the Egotastic! sky had become with child. But that was before I enrolled and completed my nine week training course in Dr. Phod-Bomb's Finding Your Inner Pacifier.
So, here I am, suckling furiously on my inner pacifier, not the least bit outraged that world-class hottie Kelly Brook is pregnant. I mean, why should I care if we're about to lose sexy Kelly Brook pictures for the next six months, a year, two years, maybe forever. Doesn't bother me that we may never see her fabulous melons or sweet asstastic ever again. Letting it blow off me like a cool breeze... fuck! I'm going to need a bigger pacifier.