There are a few things I've lost in my life that I'm rather happy with having lost. My virginity comes to mind. Also, my girlfriend's Yorkie. But there are definitely things I regret losing. Somewhere at the top of this list is the boobtastic Keeley Hazell, the Page 3 hottie di tutti hottie who simply disappeared from the face of the Egotastic! planet a couple years ago now. Some say she moved to L.A. to become a legit actress (read as: marry a very wealthy man), some say she's now negotiating peace between the Tibetans and the Chinese over longstanding territorial rights issues. Really, it could be either. But I miss her in a bad way. So when I came across this Keeley Hazell topless bikini photoshoot video from about the time she disappeared, well, after I wiped away the tears, I just had to watch it, not twice, but thrice. And share with you. Enjoy.