You know I'm usually in the front row for the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, VIP passes and all, though, this year, my raging dyslexia led me astray me to a small Cuban airport rather than New York City, wherein I spent the evening rolling cigars and making love to large women to raise money for my return fare while an enormous list of supermodels fifteen-hundred miles north strutted the catwalk in lingerie and all kinds of Vegas-style peacocky get-up.
Therefore, I'm leaving our full and spectacular Victoria's Secret Fashion Show coverage to our great-smelling friends at The Superficial, who did a full and spectacular lingerie round up of this night of underwear madness featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, and other ridiculously hot V.S. angels.
However, I'd be dearly remiss if I didn't mention Katy Cocktease for her return to the almost-flashing stage of almost-showy hot bodiness in her two-wardrobe performance at the show itself. Oh, Katy, my Katy, when will this performance ever have a happy ending? Say it with me now, Katy Perry, show us your fun bags!
Don't forget to check out full unadulterated bra and panties coverage of the V.S. Fashion Show at The Superficial.