This is how Katy Cocktease rolls when she's not performing. Head-to-toe spandex burqa. No cleavage, no super short skirts, tiny dresses, no gaping hints of boobs. When the cameras are off, no more cocktease. Hmm. Yep. Hmm. Not saying that I don't enjoy seeing Katy Perry in spandex, curvy, full-bodied woman that she is. Not saying that she's not a hot woman. Still, hmm. Could Katy Cocktease really just be flashing body parts to advance her career? Like Galileo and Newton, I suspect I'll only be fully vindicated centuries after my demise. Enjoy.
Egotastic! Public Service Announcement:
Just a note about the Katy Perry nude and topless pictures floating around the Internetwebisphere: we get them sent to us several times a day. Sadly, they're all fake. But, we are confident, one day, by the grace of the Egotastic! gods, we shall have real skin shots of curvaceous and boobtastic Katy.
Here are some of the more common Katy Perry fakes we receive, just for your own fyi: