I have this recurring dream that I'm in a high school filled with nothing but super hot girls and I'm the only guy and I am their king. Sadly, such is human nature and the competitive nature of women that I am quickly torn to pieces in a massive sexual mating frezny. The good news: I go out happy.
The set of Gossip Girl reminds me of this dreamscape; it's just getting ridiculous these days with smoking hot young actress running back and forth between trailers. I barely get done ogling Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, when along comes Egotastic! newbie, Katie Cassidy, in a super short dress to highlight her amazing body. How does anybody get any work done there? If these girls want to tear me to pieces, I stand at the ready! Enjoy.