Okay, I'm not feeling particularly funny right now. I mean, I can't be "on" all the time right? Anyway, I had this sorta funny bit planned out comparing Kate Beckinsale to Lindsay Lohan, and how Kate has way more talent, isn't a slut, doesn't do drugs, has a healthy family life, and has the curves a woman needs to truly look great in a bikini.
Problem is, I couldn't really get it all together in punchy way, so I'm just going to put up these Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures, and leave it at that.
Oh, and while we're on the subject, check out the rest of the bikini pictures archive, cuz, you know, bikinis.