Jewel Archive (2 Posts)

Tuesday, 23 June, 2009

Jewel Bikini Pictures on Twitter

05:39 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jewel

Jewel's star has all but completely faded. The once one-hit wonder (okay, maybe she had 2 or 3 hits) hasn't done anything of note in years, so it's odd to see her try and make a comeback via Twitter. If that's even what she's doing. I don't know. But how else do you explain Jewel posting bikini pictures of herself to Twitter? Like I said before, I hate that celebrities use Twitter, and think it makes them cool, but if Jewel bikini pictures or Lindsay Lohan topless pictures on Twitter is the price I've got to pay, I'm cool with that.

Link: Jewel Bikini Pictures on Twitter

Thursday, 8 November, 2007

What Happened to Jewel's Breasts?

09:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jewel

I don't know what happened to Jewel's breasts, but if you ask me, that head-shrinker guy from Beetlejuice definitely had something to do with it, otherwise, I have no explanation. Where once Jewel had some of the biggest and bestest boobs in the business, now she, well, doesn't. I don't know, maybe she bought one of those Ronco Food Dehydrators. But whatever's going on her, definitely isn't natural.