In case you thought Jessica Simpson's cleavage was just a lovely thing to ogle, or maybe one day rest your head against, think again. Those bodacious boobs are dangerous weapons. Well, sorta. You see, as Jessica and her hairdresser/best friend, Ken Paves, were leaving a restaurant, the Paparazzi swarmed to get a closer look at Jessica's boobage, and dear old Ken got popped in the face by a camera. Ouch! Ken was taken to the hospital and got 9 stitches, reports the New York Daily News. Oh well. At least Jessica's cleavage was unharmed.
More pictures of Jessica Simpson's cleavage after the jump.