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Warning! Do not stare directly at Jessica Simpson's breasts. Side-effects may include dizziness, increased heart rate, difficulty breathing, excess perspiration, dialated pupils, and flushing. Any injury, whether due to loss of conciousness, over-excitement, or head explosion, is not the responsibilty of Egotastic! or its writers, and we will not be held liable.
More pictures of Jessica Simpson's hypnotizing breasts after the jump. You've been warned.
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