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It's nice to see that know matter what Jessica Simpson is selling, be it a crappy new album, a crappy new movie, or a crappy new line of shoes and handbags, you can always count on her to make the most of her impressive "marketing talents." And by "marketing talents," I mean her boobs, obviously.
Those breast of hers do come in handy, though. Instead of having to actually prove that whatever crap she's selling isn't actually crap (which is pretty hard to do), Jessica Simpson can just distract you with her cleavage, and there goes your hard earned cash.
No points for innovation, but she definitely wins on execution.
Lots more pictures of Jessica Simpson, and the reasons she's famous, after the jump.
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