So what does Jessica Simpson do when she's away from her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo? Why, she strips for him on the web cam. That's right, a real life Jessica Simpson stripper cam. The Baltimore Sun reports that Jessica isn't shy, and gives her guy quite a show.
When they're apart, she will be - to quote Tina Turner - his private dancer, and she "isn't shy about her body - or her dance moves," Star magazine said.
"Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. ... She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. ... She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other."
Now, either someone has to hack into that webcam feed, or Papa Joe's got to set up a website for this new-found talent of Jessica's but either way, I wanna see me some Jessica Simpson stripper webcam action. Now there's something I'd pay $29.99 a month for.
Here are some pictures that have nothing to do with this story, but Jessica Simpson looks good, so it works. More pics after the jump.