I don't care if it's the makeup, the lighting, or the Photoshop, Jessica Simpson looks crazy hot in this
new old issue of Allure magazine. You might even say she looks alluring. You might also say that's a terrible joke, bu I don't care because you're probably not even reading this. She looks that good.
I hope there are more Jessica Simpson pictures from this issue, because if there are only two, that would be a real waste. Hve I mentioned how crazy hot she looks?
Update: Okay, so apparently these pictures aren't new. That still doesn't change the fact that she looks really good.