Jessica Biel has joined in the eternal struggle of celebrity vs. paparazzi, and she's taking no prisoners! Wielding her trusty umbrella, she swats the paparazzi like the insects they are! And like all superheroes, her wit is as impressive as her shoulders! Wait... What?
Yes, that's right, Jessica Biel is fighting off the paparazzi with a giant black and white umbrella, in a lackluster effort to maintain her privacy. Alas, it didn't quite work, and her brilliant plan pretty much failed miserably. She did manage to get in a few quick barbs at the stalking photographers, yelling: "Get out of my way!" and "Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!"
Well done, Jessica. Well done. Don't worry, you didn't looks stupid at all.
Lots more pictures of Jessica Biel fighting off the paparazzi (in tight pants...) after the jump.
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