Jessica Alba wants you to know that she's not going to be getting naked in any movies any time soon, or ever. According to People, the 25-year-old actress told Elle magazine that being nude is just not her thing.
I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety.
Okay, first of all, not getting naked doesn't make Jessica Alba a bad actress. It's her expressionless face, and monotone delivery that makes Jessica Alba a bad actress. Not getting naked just makes her annoying.
Here's Jessica Alba, not nude, in the November issue of Elle Magazine.