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Ashley Tisdale Strips Down To Teeny Tiny Bikini – Huffington Post |
 Adriana Lima Gives Us Her Pouty Face On The Beach – TMZ | |
| Is Farrah Abraham Pregnant? – TMZ | |
| Jennifer Lawrence is still spilling out of this dress – Huffington Post | |
| Celeb Nude Scenes You've Never Seen Before – FOX News | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
![Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]](http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16/Pacific-Rim-Official-Main-Trailer-HD-100x75.jpg "Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]")
Jessica Alba Harpers Hotness Part Deux
We stumbled upon some additional Jessica Alba, pre-pregnancy pictures form that sweet Harpers Bazaar series, and wanted to share them with you so we can collectively fast forward to a year from now, when, assuming I'm not yet been exiled to Elba, we shall share brand spanking new Jessica Alba pictures with her MILFx2 hot body. Jessica Alba is to the pantheon of hottie celebrities what Jupiter was to the Roman pantheon, except, you know, she has a sweet body, she's super hot, and I dream about forging a motorcycle from raw steel just so I can watch her face as she idles on it in my driveway. I never dreamed of that with Jupiter. Come back to us quickly, Jessica. Bring back the magic. Enjoy.