We stumbled upon some additional Jessica Alba, pre-pregnancy pictures form that sweet Harpers Bazaar series, and wanted to share them with you so we can collectively fast forward to a year from now, when, assuming I'm not yet been exiled to Elba, we shall share brand spanking new Jessica Alba pictures with her MILFx2 hot body. Jessica Alba is to the pantheon of hottie celebrities what Jupiter was to the Roman pantheon, except, you know, she has a sweet body, she's super hot, and I dream about forging a motorcycle from raw steel just so I can watch her face as she idles on it in my driveway. I never dreamed of that with Jupiter. Come back to us quickly, Jessica. Bring back the magic. Enjoy.
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