Okay, so, this is basically the only sexy celebrity Halloween costume of the year, and there's just one picture. But what a picture! Jennifer Love Hewitt as a Playboy Bunny, and all the magnificent cleavage that goes along with that is probably the greatest costume ever. Well, except for maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt as a nudist. Anyway, I'm serious about the whole total and complete lack of Halloween sexiness this year. I don't know if it's the recession, or if all the celebrities' sex drives have been numbed by all that botox, but whatever's going on, they've got 363 days to fix the problem.