81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Sheryl Crow are Bikini Friends

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The first week of the year is Bikini Week here on Egotastic! and today we've got the Friends gang, and some of their friends relaxing down in Cabo. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are still looking mighty fine in their bikinis, while Sheryl Crow is still kind of scary. I never liked her. Well, I liked that first song of hers, but I was a kid, so what did I know?

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Jennifer Aniston Nude in GQ Magazine

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Oh my. Here's Jennifer Aniston nude in the new issue of GQ magazine. Obviously, the good stuff's covered up, but still. She looks pretty damn hot. Especially after all the Photoshopping. Maybe one day she'll actually show us everything, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Because then I'd die from suffocation. Because she's never going to get naked for real.

Oh, and supposedly Jen is talking more shit about Angelina in her interview, but you don't really care about that, do you? This chick should really just shut up and move on.

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Jennifer Aniston: Still Frickin' Hot

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Jennifer Aniston appears in the December issue of Vogue magazine, and you've got to admit, she looks pretty damn good. Sure, there's some photoshoppin' goin' on, but I don't really care. These are some really hot pictures, and just another reminder that John Mayer is one lucky motherfucker.

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Now That's a Jennifer Aniston Bikini Picture!

12:50 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston in a bikini isn't exactly news, but it's still fun. But sometimes, you get a shotlike this one, and your brain just turns to Jell-O, as lewd and inappropriate thoughts race through your mind at the speed of light, and all your left with is a bubbling puddle of mush, and warm feeling inside. Yeah, that was gross, but what are you doing even reading this when there are pictures of Jennifer Aniston's ass like that for you to be clicking on?

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Jennifer Aniston Loves Her Bikini, And So Do I

02:29 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

Once again, we have Jennifer Aniston lounging about in her bikini. It would seem that's all she really does these days. I mean, I certainly can't remember the last time I saw her in a movie, or on TV. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. If I could lounge around all day in a bikini without a care in the world, I'd probably do it too. Of course, I probably wouldn't look as good as Jennifer Aniston. Or would I...?

Lots more Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures after the jump.

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More Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

12:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

The other day, we got a preview of some new Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures, and today, we've got the rest of said Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures for you. Just think of that other post as the appetizers, and this is the main course.

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Business

01:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

So, according to Life & Style, Jennifer Aniston went down to cabo for a "business meeting," but all I see is her lounging around in a bikini. Maybe the "business" was her publicist telling her to go strut around in a bikini and get some attention, because no one has cared about her since she got dumped by Superdouche, John Mayor. Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Jennifer Aniston Upskirt and Pasties

12:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston was at the Toronto International Film Festival for the opening her new movie, Management, and she happened to be wearing a short, see-through dress. Sadly, she took some precautions in the nipple area, and is visibly wearing pasties. So what about this Jennifer Aniston upskirt moment? Did she reveal the goods? You'll have to click to find out.

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Jennifer Aniston's Bikini Bottom from Above

03:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

Over the past month we've seen Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures from every possible angle, and I didn't think we could see any more, but now we've actually got overhead, birds-eye-view shots of Jennifer Aniston in her bikini, in the pool of her Miami hotel with John Mayer.

This is definitely a landmark in terms paparazzi resourcefulness when it comes to getting the shots. Most people think of the paparazzi as the villains in the celebrity gossip story, but when you get pictures like these, they are obviously the heroes. And they can fly!

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