Thursday, 8 June, 2006
Janet Jackson: Worst. Breasts. Ever.
Okay, so Janet Jackson may have lost a ton of weight recently, which is comendable and all that, (though why she gained it in the first place, I still don't understand) but it looks as though in her haste to show off her newly fit figure, she seems to have forgotten that she has one of the worst boob jobs ever.
As if her Super Bowl incident wasn't bad enough, what with that crazy nipple ring, now she is making small children grown men everywhere cry at the sight of that hideous cleavage.
Please Janet, put them away. They're not flattering, and some of us just ate lunch.
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THIS IS A STUPID THING TO SAY U TOTALLY MADE THAT UP SHE LOOKS AMAZING PROBALLY BETTER THEN EVER I DONT SEE NOT ONE FLAW ON HER IN THOSE PICS .....NOW I USUALLY LOVE READING WHAT YOU'VE WRITTEN IN THE PAST ON OTHER CELEBS INCLUDING JANET BUT U CAN'T TOUCH THIS ONE SHES HOT AND YOU KNOW IT AND IF U WANT THE WORST BOOB JOB LOOK AT PAMELA ANDERSON AND TRY TO FIND SOME REAL SHIT TO WRITE ABOUT
Posted by: dorian at June 8, 2006 02:26 PM
OH AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHY SHE HAD GAINED THE WEIGHT WHICH HAS BEEN SAID A MILLION TIMES IT WAS FOR A MOVIE ROLE THEN YOU HAVE NO BUISNESS DOING THIS FOR A LIVING
Posted by: DORIAN at June 8, 2006 02:33 PM
I think she's really a man. Tito? Is that you?
Posted by: choad at June 8, 2006 02:34 PM
quit shouting you fucktard
Posted by: quagmire at June 8, 2006 03:01 PM
its good to see her out 'n about again...there are more mutilated boobz out there...isnt that right tara?
Posted by: Steevo at June 8, 2006 03:03 PM
eww sick man she is ooooooooo ugly just like her PLANET OF THE APES" BROTHER!
Posted by: lisa h. at June 8, 2006 03:12 PM
Posted by: Quinn at June 8, 2006 03:36 PM
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT I THINK HER BREASTS LOOK GREAT. I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT.
AND YEA HOW MANY TIMES DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY SHE GAINED THE WEIGHT FOR A MOVIE?!
Posted by: H.J at June 8, 2006 04:06 PM
She's kind of a goddess, however if you want bad breasts take a look at the nasty likes of Jessica Simpson or perhaps Parasite. Tsk I am ashamed.
Posted by: Keary at June 8, 2006 04:29 PM
um it sort of looks like the base of her beast bone is webbed..LOL
Posted by: fiz at June 8, 2006 04:39 PM
Oh wow. Did she borrow Vivica's boobs for the evening?
Posted by: Jessica at June 8, 2006 04:48 PM
You really need to stop hating Janet look fab and fine as hell even at 40 she is simply off da chain
Posted by: Devante at June 8, 2006 05:08 PM
Yeesh. It's bad enough that she appears to be carved from wax. But what's with that flap of skin between her bolt-ons?
Posted by: Tralfaz at June 8, 2006 05:15 PM
Posted by: tc at June 8, 2006 06:02 PM
she has really beautiful eyes
Posted by: karmasabitch at June 8, 2006 06:12 PM
She bulked up for what movie? The last thing she did according to IMDB.com is SNL two years ago!!!!!!!
Posted by: pmiller at June 8, 2006 06:17 PM
Okay, this is disgusting....really really disgusting!
TheBuzzer
Posted by: TheBuzzer at June 8, 2006 06:17 PM
Wow.
Even though Michael Jackson had all that plastic surgery...and basically has a deformed face.... Janet still looks incredibly like him. I know they're related but seriously... Michael looks nothing like he used to... kinda looks alien now. Either Janet had the same weird procedures as her brother, or she just looks naturally freaky.
Posted by: Nicola at June 8, 2006 06:41 PM
All you haters know Janet looks fantastic. Only a bunch of "sweet, loose wrists" men and "hatin'" women would sit around and critic nice breast while secretly wishing they had them. She's pretty and she's rich bitch....live with it.
Posted by: &luvinit at June 8, 2006 06:53 PM
Janet looks terrific and Im not even a fan...I think you guys should stop ragging on her...its silly and desperate...she steps out loses the weight and looks fabulous at 40 and yet you people still wanna rag on her...why not keep the comments real...we hate you Janet cause your successful, famous, very rich, all of which are things people here including the moron that started this will NEVER be....She looks flawless...and I dont think she's ever had her boobs done its her using push up bras and the like...besides you lose alot of weight theres alot of skin left...get over your jealous mean spirited selves and take this time and go do something good for yourselves...desperate people
Posted by: Jay at June 8, 2006 07:42 PM
Janet looks terrific and Im not even a fan...I think you guys should stop ragging on her...its silly and desperate...she steps out loses the weight and looks fabulous at 40 and yet you people still wanna rag on her...why not keep the comments real...we hate you Janet cause your successful, famous, very rich, all of which are things people here including the moron that started this will NEVER be....She looks flawless...and I dont think she's ever had her boobs done its her using push up bras and the like...besides you lose alot of weight theres alot of skin left...get over your jealous mean spirited selves and take this time and go do something good for yourselves...desperate people
Posted by: Jay at June 8, 2006 07:44 PM
OMG IM NOT EVEN A FAN AND I THINK SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC AND I AGREE LOOK AT TARA REID TITIS HAHA AND PAM ANDERSON THOSE D-LISTER THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE U SHOULD BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT NOT MISS JACKSON SHE'S WAY ABOVE ALL THIS CRAP
Posted by: Angel at June 8, 2006 08:14 PM
Posted by: carlos at June 8, 2006 08:18 PM
Yeah. I am beginning to think that people are just jealous. So what if her breast sag a bit. She is 40.
Like someone up there said NOONE rages on Pamela Anderson rack....so what gives in this case?????
Posted by: FarmPorn at June 8, 2006 08:52 PM
ok,don't get me wrong,she has a pretty face and eveything but there is no way in the hell she she gained all that damn weight for a movie and it "never went through." Janet and whoever needs to keep it real,her ass was just couldn't stop eating until it came time to start working on her album and make some damn money!
Posted by: nic at June 8, 2006 09:45 PM
The worst fucking boob job is MARIAH CAREYS...the shit looks just like Barbies all plastic.
Posted by: tittaaaaays at June 8, 2006 10:04 PM
Those tits would look a lot better if she was reading All-Star Superman.
Posted by: Grant at June 8, 2006 10:16 PM
wait, carmen electra has the worst hard boobs. they are hard. they look like they are under her chin. pick on that d lister instead of talented janet.
Posted by: tiny at June 8, 2006 10:20 PM
Her breasts are not fake. You guys are usually on top of things I don't know what happened this time. You can definitely tell someone altered that closeup picture of her breast. Who do you guys think you are fooling?
Posted by: lisa at June 8, 2006 10:24 PM
Oh lighten up. Her cleavage is weird and looks gross.
Posted by: gladious at June 8, 2006 10:57 PM
The only movie she might have done is a sex tape!
Posted by: Ducon at June 8, 2006 10:59 PM
Ok, the bitch did not gain all that weight for a movie role cuz the part went to Mariah Carey and she didn't get fat, so fuck you. Janet is a gross, washed up hag with really gross fake tits. Thanx, that is all.
Posted by: Deuce at June 8, 2006 11:35 PM
I love Janet, she looks great!
But reality check people- those are augmented breasts, NOT natural breasts of a 40 yr. old woman who yo-yos up and down the scale like she does. And anyone old enough to be around during her early days where she was bigger knows she was pretty flat back then.
Not a big deal, really, he is just in a very competitive industry where her competition is half her age-boob jobs are the norm for pop stars.
Posted by: nina at June 9, 2006 12:02 AM
OMG! Say hello to Michael Jackson with boobs.
Posted by: craphead at June 9, 2006 12:59 AM
"wait, carmen electra has the worst hard boobs. they are hard. they look like they are under her chin. pick on that d lister instead of talented janet."
Tiny......
Umm Carmen Electra shits all over Janet......lay off the drugs or get a new glasses you cock eyed fuck wit
Posted by: cossie at June 9, 2006 12:59 AM
The silicone is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Posted by: Randi at June 9, 2006 01:05 AM
yeah, janet looks great. but seriously, her breasts do not. i love janet, i really do. but those are some nasty fake boobies. and i look at breasts for a living, i would know.
Posted by: red at June 9, 2006 01:57 AM
FAKE BREASTS...REAL BREASTS...WHO CARES? AS LONG AS THEY'RE NICE BREASTS.THOSE AIN'T NICE.TIME TO REWORK THOSE PUPPIES.I'M SURE SHE'S GOT THE MONEY.THE FLIP SIDE BEING SHE ALSO HAS ENOUGH MONEY NOT TO CARE.WHO THE HELL WANT TO SLEEP WITH A 40 SOMETHING CHICK ANYWAY?
Posted by: STRIPES at June 9, 2006 02:41 AM
She's a grown woman who's had some work done but she looks fine; OK; nice even.
She's not THE MOST STUNNING. She's not THE MOST TALENTED. She's lightweight, she's fun.
What's not to like?
She'll do...
Posted by: YaddaYadda at June 9, 2006 07:33 AM
Let's be real. I have been a fan for years and we have seen her weight go up and down, she has always had to battle her weight and I don't think she owed anyone an explaination on why she gained weight. Let's forget that she is a megastar and remember that she's human. Weight happens and she lost it, good for her. Her breast (from the side) do look a lil' weird but Whatev, there are a million of people out there who would take her body any day compared to the one they have.
Keep it Crunk
Posted by: whatev at June 9, 2006 08:11 AM
Yeah, they look kinda weird, but the rest of her looks great...even if she is a "40 year old chick that no one would want to sleep with!" (yeah, right) lol-really stupid comment red!
Posted by: Duh at June 9, 2006 08:41 AM
Well, she looks fantastic, but yes........her boobs look a little weird. Maybe it's all the weight gain, weight loss thing and some weird affect on the implants. Who knows. But worst boobs ever? No. There are worse
Posted by: itsme at June 9, 2006 08:45 AM
If you click twice and blow the photos up you can see just how ugly her breast are (especially the 3rd one, turned sideways). I like her too, but that IS disgusting. Well guys we've bashed another celebrity, now what????
Posted by: dm at June 9, 2006 09:15 AM
ewww, I see what you're talking about. The old Janet was sexy as fuck. Those nasty tits really make a difference.
Posted by: jb at June 9, 2006 09:24 AM
hey janet jackson has admitted to having plastic surgery back in 1993 she admitted in an interview on t.v. that she had a boob job yeah ok people those things are real are you kidding me.
Posted by: lauren at June 9, 2006 10:57 AM
Janet looks sensational-even with a job, what kind of reporter says what you did without looking into stuff, she gained weight for a role and when it fell through rushed to get it off so she'd still have a career-maybe things might have shifted when she lost that BUT you should ALREADY KNOW THAT!
you're a smack axx
Posted by: Jeff at June 9, 2006 11:01 AM
theres nothing wrong with janet she is sexy as hell just look at all the other people who really look like lard (britney) hello anywayz who wrote this story i guess in life it does'nt matter we all have have lovers and haters
Posted by: brian at June 9, 2006 11:44 AM
Janet is looking more flawless than ever! SHE'S HOT and looking great for 40! Ain't nothing wrong the most famous boobs on PLanet Earth
Posted by: kyle at June 9, 2006 12:00 PM
i was scared of her boobies when i saw her on tv. they were looking a bit odd shaped and lumpy. she looked gorgeous otherwise!
Posted by: s at June 9, 2006 12:46 PM
It's sad when celeb has to lift up her own breast just to wash under it. She could carry books under that skin - flap - pancake - with - a - tumor of a tit. Bet there's plenty'o grey cheese under that nasty thing.
Posted by: lucky at June 9, 2006 12:50 PM
You people who think she gained weight for a movie role? GUL-LI-BLE! I'll believe that story when the movie comes out and the star is fat. Anyone read the US Magazine article? Janet said she gained weight for a movie and then several paragraphs later she said she always gains weight during her time off. Several paragraphs after that, she said that she eats a lot when she is stressed and gains weight. ALL in the SAME ARTICLE! She didn't "easily" lose 60 lbs in 4 months, and at the age of 40 yet. I'd be more willing to bet she had full-body liposuction.
THIS SITE ROCKS!
Posted by: Piquebu Kendra at June 9, 2006 01:16 PM
Whoever made this stupid remark is a damn fool & hater to boot...Leave Janet alone...She is obviously finer than you & or your girlfriend...It's always the ugly fools that make such statements. You need a life and stop hating. Janet is one of the most beautiful entertainer's of all time and too bad, cuz you will never be her. You can eat your heart you piece of shit. GO ON JANET & DO YOUR THING ..YOU HAVE ZILLIONS OF FANS & ONE HATER!!!
Posted by: chaz at June 9, 2006 01:35 PM
I'm with you, Dorian...right on point!!
Posted by: Joie at June 9, 2006 04:25 PM
All these people that are hating on Janet, is just Jelous because they wish they looked half as good as her. Stupid ass haters
Posted by: rob at June 9, 2006 04:32 PM
If her breasts are real, why is there a huge dent in them?
Posted by: losers at June 9, 2006 05:14 PM
Dorian is a gullible fool. Janet has fake boobs and now she has ugly saggy fake boobs. Facts are facts.
Posted by: funk at June 9, 2006 05:32 PM
to the (funk).....facts are facts? lol then give me the facts prove to me that her breast are fake your talking all that shit but u cant back it up and no i dont wanna hear your opinion i wanna hear facts i hope u know the difference cuz all your giving me is stupid ass rude comments .....you should just get over it its not my fault your fuckin fugly u dont have to ruin it 4 everyone
Posted by: DORIAN at June 9, 2006 08:10 PM
wow shelooks amazing i dont see how people can be so mean up in here theres definitely other celebs that really have some issues and the best u can do is janet jackson oh please lets get real this is a godess she's sexy on a whole other level
Posted by: adrian at June 9, 2006 08:21 PM
Those boobs are not attractive. Janet would look so much better without them. She's a beauitful woman, but those tits are hideous!
Posted by: lameassbananas at June 9, 2006 08:40 PM
Dorian, here's your f'n proof, douchebag:
http://www.celebrityhotspot.com/Photos/Jackson,_Janet/images/janet_jackson_1_jpg.jpg
Those titties are FAKE now!
Unless Janet went through a puberty spurt within the last 10-15 years...
Posted by: lameassbananas at June 9, 2006 08:52 PM
This is a stupid topic, whats wrong with you all?
Posted by: POP at June 9, 2006 10:00 PM
Janet looks great and she is the finest DIVA alive. All of you need to stop hatin on me. Cause where I'm from I'm little Janet or shall I say Damita Jo.
Posted by: Otis aka Janet at June 10, 2006 04:05 AM
Good Lord what is that flap connecting her boobs? Does she not notice that women DON'T HAVE THAT?
Her face looks so like her brother's in some of those pics. Ewwwww.
Posted by: Liz at June 10, 2006 04:06 AM
everyones complaining about her boobs and yet everyone of you is guilty for triing to copy the flash of skin on superbowl to talk to the hand.
Posted by: julian at June 10, 2006 02:20 PM
you guys are frickin funny!!! she is never going to see these comments...cause she doesn't care!!! and most of you..(smart people) wont come back to read this anyway...but to those of you who are idiots and keep coming back to check up on what people said about what you said or whatever.....yeah you guys are losers....haha...haha...try not to be an even bigger loser and send me hate mail cause i hurt your feelings...cause i will just laugh!!! anyway...to the writer of this blog..although her boobs do look a little weird i think most of it is from her very v cut dress...it practically goes down to her stomach...but i still don't think she has the worst boob job....but i do like your blog!!! and this is your opinion anyway so who cares what we say!!
Posted by: misspink at June 10, 2006 03:50 PM
listen guys,can you stop talkin nasty stuff about Janet-she made history 2004-and since 1986,Janet Jackson is back and shes gonna top all-again-Miss Jackson find the way back,and she beginns with a new era,and jermaine is one of with,with that new era Im sure shes gonna sales Milloins of album,the whole world is waitin for the album,,,love always Janet
Posted by: Dawo at June 11, 2006 08:54 AM
I think she looks nice. Whoever said Mariah had work is a boob faced liar. MC is just a naturally thick girl. We all know The Jacksons have made surgeons rich over the years. Leave MC outta this!!
Posted by: Greg at June 11, 2006 06:43 PM
EWWWW! what is that flap in the middle of miss janet's breasts? Amd mariah had a boob job and cheek implants!!!!
Posted by: violetta at June 12, 2006 12:19 PM
oh come on you sad jumped up bunch of dickweeds.
none of you is gonna come within 10 feet of the woman in any manner other than reaching for her over the barriers at a premiere, or by being a sick fuck stalker.
what gives you the right to care? she could buy you all out with pocket change and is way out of any of your leagues.
i think she looks great, certainly better than most women around her age, and who gives a shit what she does with herself anyway? bunch of fucking dickweeds.
Posted by: J-boy at June 16, 2006 07:15 PM
