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God you know I love this Esquire 'Me in My Place' feature. It doesn't take a rocket scientist (my day job by the way) to figure out that some folks out there may just be wanting a peek into the private life of, oh, say, 2010 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Hope Dworaczyk. Yeah, I just might like a gander at Hope's super hot barely clad body stretching and bending and pimping in her crib. In fact, the only way this feature spread could be improved is by changing the name to 'In My Place', wherein these sextastic celebrities come over to my rent-controlled mansion and lounge about in their dainties on my futon while I stand off to the side holding the icy-cold YooHoos for the swinging after party. Enjoy.