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Hilary Duff Has a Scorpion in her Pants, No Really
So Hilary Duff is really taking this new sexy image of hers pretty seriously. So seriously, in fact, that in this scene from her new movie, War Inc., Hilary drops a scorpion down her pants, and then dances all sexy as if she's really turned on by having a scorpion in her pants. And no, that isn't some weird euphemism.
Now, if I had a scorpion in my pants, I would be scared shitless, doing a different kind of dance. It would look something like a 14-year-old girl freaking out over, well, having a scorpion down her pants. But, you know, a lot higher pitched.
I like the way Hilary does it better. Her abs are a fair sight nicer than mine too.