I hate Heidi Montag. I hate her douchefuck fake husband, Spencer Pratt. I hate her fake tits, her fake lips, her fake nose, and her fake life. I wish she'd crawl into the same hole that Osama Bin Laden is hiding in, because then a least we'd know we woud never find her again. I hate the way she's posing for these stupid bikini pictures on her fake fucking honeymoon in Mexico. Enjoy.
For those of you that don't know, Pratt is actually another word for asshole. It's true. It's never been truer.
Lots more stupid fucking Heidi Montag bikini pictures after the jump.
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