Not since The Cove have I felt such concern for our ocean-dwelling mammalian friends as I did when I saw this Heidi Montag bikini malfunction lead to one of her four-stone fun bags splashing down in the big drink like a space-worn satellite returning to mother Earth. Christ, Heidi, control your boobage!
Oh, here's Heidi Montag surfing after a quick bikini replacement and a re-taping of her latest nose job. Lookout, Flipper!
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