11:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum
If you're wondering what's hotter than pictures of Heidi Klum naked, might I suggest pictures of Heidi Klum naked, and painted to look like she isn't naked? Cuz it's like, from far away, you think she's just half naked, wearing a shirt and bikini bottoms, and there's nothing to see really, cuz who hasn't seen Heidi Klum half naked, wearing bikini bottoms, but then you get closer, and you're like "Holy Crap! Heidi Klum is actually naked, and her bikini is painted on!" And then you're like, "Can I touch?" And then security slams you to the ground and you wait for the police to show up.
Lots more pictures of Heidi Klum nude and painted after the jump.
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