No, it's not 2002, and yes, you read that right, Esquire magazine has declared Halle Berry the Sexiest Woman Alive. Now, don't get me wrong, Halle Berry is super sexy, but Sexiest Woman Alive? No. Sexiest Mom Alive? Possibly, even probably. But WTF, Esquire, did you have Catwoman stuck in the DVD player or something? Anyways, I shouldn't be surprised that at Esquire's latest stab at irrelevancy, but this one's a classic.
At least the pictures are sexy, but I could do with less clothes, and more boobs.