Gwyneth Paltrow Gets a Nipple Out in Two Lovers

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Hello! Just when you thought Gwyneth Paltrow couldn't get any more boring, she goes and flashes her breast in her new movie Two Lovers. Gwyneth Paltrow's nipple definitely steals this scene, so much so you would it should get it's own listing in the film's credits. I wonder if it has it's own agent. I really can't remember what the hell Gwyneth has been doing for the past few years, but it's obvious now that unless it involved her bare breasts, it really didn't matter.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Breast Flash Video from Two Lovers

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79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1

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Well, I've got to say that this year's Academy Awards were actually very entertaining. Basically, it all boils down to the hosting and writing, and you could tell the Ellen Degeneres brought her best on both counts. Even the award introduction speaches were funny, and kept things moving. Just making a few good jokes at the Oscars is rare, but this show had me laughing out loud the whole time, so that's definitely something.

Of course, the most important part of the Oscars isn't who won, but what everyone was wearing, and as always, you'll find all the Red Carpet pictures right here (and in Part 2). A-J are all here, including Anne Hathaway, Beyonce Knowles, Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jessica Biel, and more. I've got to say, though, Jessica Biel looked absolutely amazing.

Here are just a sampling, with the rest after the jump. And don't forget to check out the 79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 2.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Births Baby Boy: Moses Martin

09:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Gwyneth Paltrow

If you haven't heard by now, your gossip skills are seriously lacking, and you should probably take some refresher courses in celebrity stalking. Heard what? Why that Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy! As opposed to a full-grown boy, or a baby Unicorn, I suppose. Though that would have been cool, albeit a rather more painful birth, one might expect.

No word yet on any baby names, though we did report that Gwyneth may name her new son Mortimer last month. Feel free to make any fruit-related jokes you find appropriate. I however will not take part in such juvenile matters.

You can check out Entertainment Tonight for the more, but there really isn't any more, so don't bother clicking. And no, that's not a picture of Gwyneth and her new baby, that's an old picutre of her and Apple, and was the first picture I found on Google.

Update: Yahoo! News is reporting that Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin have named their new baby boy: Moses Martin. Yeah, I shit you not, Moses Martin. I really think they should be charged with child endangerment, or negligence, or something, because that just ain't right.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Just Keeps Drinking

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It was a little odd to hear about Gwyneth Paltrow drinking a Guinness yesterday, but apparently Guinness is supposed to be good for pregnant women because it has a lot of iron. And if I remember my high school biology class correctly, having a baby is a lot like building a house.

But now it looks like Gwyneth's drinking during her pregnancy isn't as benevolent as one might think. According to The New York Daily News (again), Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted drinking several glasses of red wine

After yesterday's item that pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted downing Guinness with dinner on Tuesday, a reader tells me: "I sat next to her and Chris Martin at Lupa on Thompson Street [Wednesday] night; she had two or three glasses of wine in the time that I was there, and I left when they were partway through the main course."

While Guinness contains iron that can be good for a pregnancy, drinking wine when you're five months along is a tad more controversial.

Gwyneth and Chris were looking very much in love at a corner table in the back room of the popular SoHo restaurant, run by Mario Batali.

Continues the spy: "She looked gorgeous as usual, with the pregnant 'glow.' Her face did look large though, which, according to my superstitious Italian friend who was with me, means she is having a girl, since face changes during pregnancy mean a female child."

Uh oh, I hear a Britney Spears style child endangerment case brewing. Can they charge you for endangering an unborn child? Anyway, I'm sure there's some study somewhere that says wine is okay during pregnancy. I hear those French wine-making associations have a crack research team. Or maybe celebrities really are better than everyone else. That would totally explain everything.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Her Drink

12:06 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Gwyneth Paltrow

It's all well and good when a 21-year-old like Keira Knightley enjoys her pint (if maybe a bit much), but when you hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was seen drinking a Guinness during her pregnancy, it tends to make one pause. According to The New York Daily News, Gwyneth was seen at New York's lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63, where she and husband Chris Martin of Coldplay were seen drinking at the table.

"People were looking and waving, and she just tried to melt further into the corner," according to one witness, who said she ordered salad and what appeared to be sushi.

Diners in the 30-seat restaurant observed Martin exit the BYOB joint to pick up several bottles of the Irish stout Guinness at a nearby deli. And they were surprised when Paltrow, who is five months pregnant with the couple's second child, drank one herself.

Paltrow is famous for her rigorous macrobiotic diet, although she altered it the last time she was pregnant, with her daughter, Apple. Some experts recommend a little Guinness for expecting mothers, because of the brew's high iron content.

Her rep confirmed she drank the alcoholic beverage, but said she ate only cooked food, not sushi.

So, I guess that's okay, then? I mean, her publicists even acknowledged she was drinking, so we can't even blame them for spinning the story... Of course, I'm sure there's a study somewhere that says it's perfectly fine to do crack in your third trimester, but you always want to check if those kinds of studies were comissioned by the National Crack Council, or Whitney Houston. You know, so that it's not biased.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Really Like Children

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Well, it's time to make more Gwyneth Paltrow baby name jokes. According to Page Six, Gwyneth is going to name her new son Mortimer, after Steven Spielberg. Naturally.

Gwyneth Paltrow is having a boy - and no, she's not going to name him Orange. The Oscar winner, mother with hubby Chris Martin of adorable daughter Apple, wants to name her second child Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg, according to rossmathews.net. Paltrow apparently affectionately refers to Spielberg as "Uncle Morty" - which we guess is better than "Uncle Miltie," the famed funnyman Milton Berle.

Considering the source, couldn't she have been a little bit joking? I mean, Mortimer? That's, well, um, wrong. That's not nice. She's obviously determined to ruin the lives of her children. Or perhaps she's just trying to keep them humble. What better way to keep your rich kid's ego in check than by having all the other kids on the playground relentlessly making fun of them, I say.

And even though you've probably seen them before, here are those pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant in a bikini.

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Gwyneth Paltrow: Bikini Baby Bump

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Gwyneth Paltrow was out again in Mexico soaking up the UV rays and probably giving her unborn child some kind of inutero skin cancer or something. I know that with all the restrictions pregnant women must follow, somebody somewhere is probably saying that sunlight is probably as bad as crack cocaine. I know that's why I never go outside.

More pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow's baby bump after the jump.

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Gweneth Paltrow and her Big Bad Baby Bump

01:37 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Gwyneth Paltrow

Wow, Gwyneth Paltrow is HUGE! So is that Orange, Plum, Tangerine, Watermellon, Papaya, Kumquat?

Yeah, the lame jokes are flying from every direction right now. If you spend a lot of time on the web, you might want to duck.

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63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Now with Live Blogging

08:00 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Gwyneth Paltrow

Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.

Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.

Alright, hit this link for all 229 Golden Globes pictures...

Or hit the this link for the full live-blogging experience.

Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that. Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there. Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute...

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Is Gwyneth Paltrow Clinically Insane?

09:55 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Gwyneth Paltrow

You know, I like Gwyneth Paltrow as much as the next guy. Not just because she's beautiful, but because she's very talented, and seems to have an above average intelligence. And not just above average for an actor.

Recently, however, Gwyneth's actions and statements have led me to believe that she may be slipping from the realm of the un-crazy. First she named her daughter Apple. Cute, but really, a pretty dumb name. I think everyone can agree with that. Now, that a boy on the way, rumour is that Paltrow, and hubby Chris Martin of Coldplay want to name their new son Capone, because it has "character," says the National Enquirer.

But if all that baby-naming mishigas wasn't enough, now Gwyneth and clan are saying that their house is haunted, and at the behest of Madonna, they will be performing an exorcism on the house with the help of a Rabbi from the London Kabbalah centre, reports EntertainmentWise. I think one sure sign of mental instability is taking religious advice from Madonna.

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