If you're like me, you've spent the past year wondering to yourself, 'Man, I wonder what Geisy Arruda is up to?'
Don't remember Geisy Arruda? She caused a huge and utterly ridiculously stir last year in Brazil when she wore a mini-dress to her college in the South American country known for its super skimpy bikinis and big boobs and butts (not all real, of course). For some ungodly, reason, students and faculty at the school flipped out, in a near riot, with girls cursing her, and boys trying to peek under her dress (okay, that part I won't judge). Security had to be called in, she had to be escorted from the mob, was expelled from college, she cried all over television shows, the federal government stepped in to denounce her conduct, lawsuits ensued, and the idiotic scandal gripped the nation. Hey, like we haven't had pointless and idiotic scandals of our own in this country?
Well, a year later and our gal Geisy Arruda has won her lawsuit against the college and also decided to dispel all the nastiness and reputation smearing caused by her short dress by taking it all off for Clube Sexy magazine in Brazil. A completely appropriate and honorable response if you ask me. Really, thank goodness for women like Geisy Arruda, taking hot, naked, stands on behalf of truth, justice, and the Egotastic! way. Enjoy.