So, Fergie's new music video for "Fergalicious" is making it's way around the Interweb today, and surprise, surprise, I don't like it. If you've ever wondered what Willy Wonka would be like as a pimp, well, here's you're answer. And the answer isn't good.
The song features Will.I.Am of Black Eyed Peas, but that didn't seem make it any better. In fact, I think BEP's last album was crap too, which pretty much explains why Fergie's solo stuff is that much more crap.
But my biggest problem with Fergie is that she really has no identity at all. It's increasingly difficult to figure out who the hell she actually is. She's got the face and arms of a man, but the boobs of a porn star. One minute she's trying to be Gwen Stefani (with that horrid "London Bridge"), and the next she's aping Beyonce (anyone else remember "Bootylicious"?).
I figure she's just trying to throw a lot of different things in the blender, and hoping to come out with a cool mix, but it just comes out as lumpy mush.