Um... O! M! G! It is being reported that an Eva Longoria sex tape is about to hit the Internet (or possibly already has), and let me just say that's about the best news you can possibly get on a boring old Monday.
According to The Sun, this rumoured Eva Longoria sex tape is online at some pay site, however, we haven't been able to find it.
EVA LONGORIA is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet.
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.
If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since PARIS HILTON'S One Night In Paris.
Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites.
Last year Longoria was rumoured to have featured in a sex tape which also made it online, but it was found out to be fake.
Will she or won't she be Desperate for it NOT to come out?
According to The Post Chronicle, however, the original source of this rumour is the very dubious blog, Ohmylord.blogspot.com, which we've not actually linking to, because we think it's a hoax. There are links to Torrent files, however these files only link out to pay sites, where you must fork over cash before seeing anything.
So is there really an Eva Longoria sex tape? One thing's for sure: If there is, we'll let you know.
Update: Watch the real Eva Longoria "sex tape" video.
Here are some Eva Longoria bikini pictures to make up for getting your hopes up. More after the jump.